3 - Alex

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"Hellooooo darling Aleeex! I did one better and came around!" Sam sang through her door.

"Fuck Sam! I have neighbours paying good money to live around here and I highly doubt they want to hear you yodeling like that." She hugged him tightly and let him in.

"At least you're only sharing one wall with a neighbour and you can yodel, groan, moan, and scream as much as you like and only have one set of complaints." Referring to her end-terrace townhouse in Kensington and wiggling his eyebrows at her.

Laughing, she said, "my stuffy neighbours would no doubt disapprove of those noises."

"All the more fun to make them - according to Jo, I hear you were already practicing the moaning and groaning last night? I wish my flight hadn't been delayed and I missed all the fun." Sam pulled an exaggerated sad face. "Did you get to unbearable decibels with your screeching?....I'm guessing you didn't come here and put your new bed through an initiation though....or horrified your neighbours?" Sam looked at her with a cheeky grin on his face. "If you tell me all about it I'll show you what I've brought you from the runways of Milan." He waved a garment bag at her.

"There's not a lot to tell Sam. He's hot as fuck and gave me a good night. I don't know his name....."

"Ohhhh la la...you dirty slut. There's got to be more to it than that though. Jo said he was smokin' and you left together almost as soon as you met." Sam now looking like a Cheshire cat.

"Jo's got it right and thanks for introducing me to her. She's been a real lifesaver since she's come on board." She stared blankly at him, giving little away.

"No problems but don't divert the subject! You couldn't wait to get in his pants aye? Ride him like a warhorse?" He burst out laughing.

"Saaaammm....," she groaned at him.

"What?! I haven't been involved in your love life properly for so long, now I feel like I need good first-hand details."

"Like I said, not much to tell. I didn't horrify my neighbors or put my bed to use as we went to a hotel - he checked in under John Smith and I guess left sometime after me.....he must be a bit like me on personal space or that's how he operates his casual flings."

"So sordid....but I'm glad you put your vag to good use...but I want to know what's with the no-name? Didn't you scream it out in ecstasy at some point, maybe even multiple times?" He made a contorted orgasmic face.

"I took a shortcut, no intros, went straight to the point."

"That's a whole new book and not just a turn of the page Alex," Sam said, surprised. "You've gone from a saint to a sinner!"

"I know, I must have been crazy." She lamented.

"You've turned into a sex fiend while I've been away! So proud of you." He hugged her, taking the piss.

"Hardly. One night doesn't equate to being a nymphomaniac."

"Well, at least you're using it rather than losing it. I didn't think to be a born again virgin suited you." He dragged the garment bag from the couch and unzipped.

"Now, let's see if we can keep you on a roll with this gorgeous dress I picked up."

He lifted out a small black dress which, to her, looked like a modernised version of Elizabeth Hurley's black safety pin dress. Modernised meaning shorter and even less fabric.

"I can't wear that Sam! There's nothing of it to wear! I can't even wear underwear!" She gasped.

"You'll be fine, it's very elegant on. It'll suit you perfectly and you'll wear it like a goddess that you are. It is respectably risque and perfect for the occasion." He held it up against her body to make the assessment.

She frowned. "You better be right. I don't want any weirdos groping me through these gaping holes." She looked dubiously at the large expanse of space between each safety pin down both sides of the dress.

"Don't worry. I suspect that most of the attendees will prefer to grope me." He wiggled his eyebrows again at her.

"Which also means that you might have to make yourself a little scarce part of the night darling...I also need to work on my moaning and groaning opportunities....but not to worry, you'll know lots of people, they're mine and Jack's mutual friends after all and you've met some over the last few weeks."

"I thought you wanted me there as moral support?" She looked at him dubiously, not all that enthused about the idea that she would be his unwanted third wheel.

"I do! - and I love that you're going to be there! But I also want Jack to know that I'm moving right on...." Sam admonished.

"Alright, I'll make sure I'm only your bad cockblocker." she quoted her fingers, using his term of endearment to describe each other's purpose at functions.

"Ditto for you darling friend....now are you going to try this dress on?"

"Ok, I'll just make sure it fits." She stripped down to her underwear and stepped into the dress, not caring as Sam had seen her in less since they were kids.

"Damn girlfriend...your body's still fiiiine! Mystery man would have definitely appreciated what he saw. If you weren't doing what you're doing, you could come to join me on the runway." Sam walked around her, pretending to assess like an artist would a sculpture.

"I'd make a terrible model but good to know there's a plan B." She laughed.

"You're going to raise blood pressure tomorrow in that. Some might even lose their eyeballs by share sight...there might be the odd instant wood even." Still assessing her playfully. "Well, we've established that it more than fits - now, where's my food woman? Get in the kitchen.....I'm starving!"

She guffawed. "Just as well I know you're not a chauvinistic pig Sam...otherwise you would have been served slop for that comment. I'll rustle up some pasta for us. I won't be too long."

"It's a shame you're looks and talents are wasted on me Alex. Most guys would dream to have a woman like you. Front-loaded, with the perfect amount of junk in her trunk to do a decent twerk with, legs up to her armpits, and lips made for sucking. Not to forget your secondary talents of having a brain...and being part-owner of a software company."

Oh boy, he knew how to pull her strings. She threw a handful of raw pasta at him and rolled her eyes while he rolled around on her couch laughing.

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