POV: Fun Ghoul
It was around noon when there was a knock at the front door. Before I opened it, I peered through the window in my mirror, to make sure it wasn't a Drac. It was a guy with dirty blonde hair and an ugly looking beard that probably had sand all through it. I decided to go answer it.
"HEllO my nAme is BUMbO JuMBo IM hEre tO jOin yOUr sQuA d" He said.
"Uh, hi, uh, Bumbo. Why are you here again." I said sternly. I didn't trust this guy.
"HerE l eT me Sit dOwN tO TaLK To YOu" He said as he pushed past me and went into the living room. He sat down on the dirty couch that we found on the side of the road.
"Uh, Kobra! Come here!" I called. Kobra was the only other person in the house because Jet and Party were off fighting some Dracs or something.
"Whats up- oh, uh, hi. Who are you?" Kobra asked when he saw bumbo sitting down.
"Im bUmbO jUMbO"
"He showed up at the door. Says he wants to work for us." I explained
"Hey, man, let me and my business partner talk about it ok?" Said Kobra
"O kA y"
Kobra and I walked into the kitchen.
"Ohmygodhowtowegethimtoleave" Kobra spilled.
"Uh, I dunno, just tell him no I guess." I answered
"BUT H O W"
"Just be like 'Hey man, were all booked up right now' or something."
"Bruh, fine, but your doing it." We walked back towards the living room.
"Hey, man, we would love to have you on our team but we don't have any spa-" I stopped. I walked into the room, just to find 'bumbo' trying to fit our lamp into the inside of his coat pocket. "wHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET OUT!" I yelled.
He ran out the front door and drove away on his dirt bike.
"Geez," Said Kobra.
"Well that was interesting."
"Yea, i mean, he tried to fit a whole lamp in his pocket. A wHOLE LAMP." Said Kobra.
"I hope we never see bumbo jumbo again."
"hEllO iM bUm bO jU mBo." Kobra mocked him as we walked back into the house.
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The TRUE Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys (Danger Days Oneshots)
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