Peter parker one skits

Agent romanoff did you miss me?

This contains a bit of endgame and is the reunion of natasha and Tony and them being drinking buddies and that kinda shit. Enjoy. 

AND I AM IRONMAN. snap. 

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Somewhere in heaven:

Nat was watching the the avengers fight against thanos wishing she could be there when she saw Tony swap the gauntlet and said his famous words before snapping his fingers causing thanos to die. She saw Tony and peppers last moments together and tears pooled in her eyes. 

Agent romanoff did you miss me? A cocky voice asked. Tony. She spun around and she ran to him and slapped his face. What was that for? I died to save you all and then you have the decency to show up here after I sacrifice my life for all of you to be safe and then you turn up you idiot. She broke down in a sobbing as they hugged one another taking in safety and comfort that the world would be okay. They watched all their friends and talking. 

At Tony funeral they waited for natasha funeral but it never did happen. To which Tony told her you know you my best bitch and if I were alive I'd make sure you get the god damn funeral that you deserve while on his second bottle of champagne. Preach sister preach I sacrifice my life and they don't give me a funeral. Natasha said while drinking. At this point they were completely wasted. 

So who eles is here he asked natasha. This old guy called Stan and loki and Steve's true love Peggy she replied. Oh okay wait loki, what he doing here? No idea. The time was spent Tony and natasha arguing with loki on why he should be here. 

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Meanwhile back on earh:

Peter is getting a ride to school and while happy is driving decides to put on AC-DC to relieve some memories and release stress. Peter then says I love led zeppelin when listening. 

Back in heaven:

I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN were said while AC-DC was playing. This stopped the argument between the three as Tony said that he needed to back to earth and teach him while loki shouted you uncultured swine. 

Natasha just shook her head while muttering God of your there please kill me and them saying oh wait I'm already dead dammit I hate my life. Before grabbing a whole bottle of tequila hoping that something would happen. 

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