Project Ohio(Red vs Blue Fanfiction)

The Response

Dear Freelancers and Reds and Blues,

        I am delighted to hear from you. I assume this was a declaration of war. But you see, I'm not the president. I am running the country through the president. I will be awaiting for you to show up. My men will not attack you, they will bring you staright to me, where I can give you the grand tourand tell you my brilliant plan before yu get executed. I must say, writing the letter was bery audacious. I will relay this to the general public. Thank you for declaring war.

                                                                                Sincerely,

                                                                                      The Chairman

The president walked onto the stage and greeted everybody. He then began to say, "To everyone watching or that is here, the remaining freelancers, and the reds and the blues, have declared war against the government. They have said that executing them is wrong. The thing they don't know is that they need to be killed. Someone has hired me to be the one to capture and pull the switch on the ones he told me to put in the electric chair. There are off of them that he wants their heads. Those three are: Agent Ohio, Agent Washington, and Agent Maine. I am doing this for the money. I will then use the money to fund projects for our youth. They don't need to be on the streets getting into trouble. They need to be having fun, doing what youth do to entertain themselves that isn't illegal. When they attack, the ones that are not to be beheaded will be shot on sight. If you see any, shoot to kill. That is all. You all have a wonderful day." He walked back inside the government building and went to the chairman. "It is done, the generl public bought it." The chairman replied, "Good. They don't know what we are really going to do with that money. Can you please bring in the asset?" "Yes, sir." The president ordered for the asset to be brought in. The asset came in a minute later. He was in spartan armor, which was black with red trim, He asked in a deep voice, "Yes, sir?" The chairman responded, "I need you to go and check all of the old red and blue outposts until you find the people I want dead. You know which heads to bring me. Kill the rest, then destroy the outpost they were at." The asset said, "Yes, sir," and walked out. The chairman said, "Thank you, Agent Bismarck."