Ikémen Vampire 《Oneshots》

Have Fun (Saint-Germain x Reader)

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Your POV:
5:00 AM-

You woke up earlier than usual this morning so you decided that instead of going back to sleep and having to wake up again that you should just do some cleaning around the mansion.

While humming a sweet song you used to sing when you were a child called "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" you saw that there wasn't really much to clean at all.

Sebastian must've gone into a very deep cleaning last night.

Still you looked for anything to clean that he might have missed. He seemed to have gotten everything though as there wasn't a speck of dust on not even one portrait or one vase as you passed it by.

"Sebastian really took his cleaning seriously yesterday..." You spoke aloud.

Just then you heard footsteps behind you.

"Hm?"

Turning around you saw Le Comte there and he said to you, "That's because he dropped my rouge on the ground in my room on the carpet-"

Interrupting him you whisper-yelled, "Sebastian did that?! How?! There's no way he could have made a mistake like that- or- or a mistake at all!"

However, despite your desire to try to stay quiet when you said that, a head popped out of a nearby room and said, "Would you mind keeping it down? I'm trying to compose."

Mozart.

"Ah, I'm so terribly sorry Herr Mozart. It won't happen again, I'll be quieter." You quickly apologized.

"..." Mozart was silent and before he closed his door to his piano room he said, "...Stop calling me 'Herr' Mozart. Just call me Mozart." And with that he closed his door and began playing his piano again.

Why is he up so early? And how did I not realize that he was playing the piano all this time?

Le Comte interrupted your thought and said, "Perhaps we should go speak elsewhere so that we don't bother any of the other residents of the mansion?"

"Okay sure. I wouldn't want to disturb another person this early." You said.

Le Comte made a quick hand motion gesturing you to follow him. You did and he led you back to his office which was more quiet and a more out of earshot to the other people who reside here.

Once you got inside and the door was closed you finally asked, "Can you please tell me how in the world did Sebastian drop that rouge on the ground? I assume he got in trouble for it too since you were probably the one who made him clean the whole mansion."

Le Comte pauses for a second, probably thinking about how he should word his answer and said, "Everybody makes mistakes. I understand that however, this one was much worse than a normal one and couldn't have been left undisciplined or unpunished. Who knows? In any other situation it could have been a white carpet he spilt it on- but thankfully it wasn't. The carpet was red." Once again he paused before answering my question, "Now to answer your question: Sebastian was simply here to give me my rouge for the night but ended up tripping on something and dropped my rouge. I punished him for the reasons of what I just said but I also punished him because feel as though what he tripped on was obviously right the and it's hard for me to imagine how his didn't see it."

...Wow. That was certainly a mouthful. I wonder what it was that Sebastian has tripped on though?

Gathering up the tiny amount of courage I needed, I asked, "If you don't mind me asking, what was it that Sebastian had tripped on?"

"...My one and only precious Time!" As Saint-Germain said that he finished by quietly yelling out the name 'Time' in a way where he seemed to be calling out to someone.

Just then a white Australian opossum came running into Le Comte's big hands and he brought the animal up and on his desk.

"You have an opossum as a pet?? That's so cool and it's so cute~! Can I pet him/her?" You questioned once you saw the cuteness of Saint-Germain's pet.

Le Comte held the creature out to you and allowed you to pet it and it leaned into your touch.

"I think he likes you." Comte said.

"Really? Well I'd certainly be very happy if that were really true." Smiling you then stopped petting the animal and looked back to Le Comte.

However, Le Comte was already looking at you with a smile still plastered on his face.

"Are you happy?" You asked out of curiosity.

"Heh, I'm just thinking about how you don't even know."

"Know what?"

"I mean who wouldn't like you. You're kind, sweet, you smell sweet, you're pretty, considerate... you're all kinds of things YN."

The face you tried to not let show was a look of embarrassment and confusion. Although you tried to not show it your cheeks redness showed enough emotion for you to realize how you really felt about him when he said that. You loved him. Of corse you did.

"Uh-" Le Comte put his opossum down and the animal went back to wherever it came from.

Saint-Germain then sat up and went over to you and put his arm above your left shoulder on the chair you were sitting in. His face hovered over yours casting shadows on both yours and his face as the light was over the two of you.

"Le-" Saint Germain then smashes his lips onto yours not letting you finish your sentence.

Letting out a muffled sound of surprise you soon fell into the kiss and kissed him back. You stood up with him without the kiss ending but he soon pushed you to sit onto his desk so that you were higher up to him. Your legs went around his hips and his hand went around your waist with the other around your head while he tried to pull you closer to him. Wrapping your arms around his neck you two were about to get more intimate until-

"Hey Le Comte! I need to have a word with you about-" Just then Arthur walks into the room but stops mid sentence due to the sight he sees.

Really?! What is anyone else doing up this early?! What is Leonardo awake too?!

The two of you quickly separate and you turn to see Arthur's smug smirk on his face.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Is this the start of the first relationship Le Comte has ever had with a woman? My, my it seems as though I have walked in on you two about do do the dirty." Arthur said with that same smirk on his face.

"W-What?!" You said But Le Comte then spoke so you didn't have to.

"Even if that was true wouldn't your first instinct be to leave so that you wouldn't interrupt that? Or so that you could live your eternal life without having to remember what it looked like to see two people about to have... uh, about to go to sleep...?"

Arthur seemed to have taken the obvious hint and innocently replied, "Alright, alright, I'll go. I'll talk to you later Le Comte and YN... have fun." And with that Arthur left and closed the door behind him.

Silence was followed after Arthur left but Le Comte said, "Now, where were we?"

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A/N: I don't know a LOT about Saint-Germain mostly because neither his route or a story event was made for him yet so this is what I have to offer for you as of right now. However I do think that this oneshot isn't as bad as I kinda think it is but I don't think it was the best one either. Also I don't know much about Saint Germain's pet such as the exact name whether it's"Time" or "Thyme" but I'm pretty sure it's a "Australian White Opossum" because of a comment I saw on Tumblr about the animal. I also don't know what gender it is so... yeah. Anyways unfortunately this chapter wasn't a lemon but I am currently working on a Arthur x Reader lemon and I'm putting 2 requests into one oneshot so look forward to that coming out after the next oneshot which is a Theodorus x Reader. Also let me know if there are any spelling mistakes.

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