Minecraft Mishap Abridged

Wat?

Keld

I looked over to my left and saw my friend Kris violently beating a pillow with another pillow. She just looked on Instagram and saw a picture of Deadlox kissing his girlfriend, and she went ballistic.

We forced our friend to go upstairs and get us some food. She has been gone for about 30 seconds now.

"RACHEL HURRY UP WITH THE FOOD" I shouted

"Ok!" She answered

"DONT YELL AT ME" I screamed back.

Why did she not respond? I dunno.

"Hey Kris, are you ok over there?" I asked my friend.

"IWILLKILLTHISPILLOWIFITSTHELASTTHINGIDO." She shouted

We'll she is ok. Oh did I mention she is Bipolar? I herd thumping from upstairs as Rachel was running back downstairs. Hopefully with our food.

I looked to the doorway and saw that, with her high level of stupidity, she ran straight into the door way and fell down the stairs.

She tried to stand up again and fell down again. God Rachel.

"RACHEL DONT HURT THE FOOD!" We shouted in unison.

She gave us an angry look and stood up.

"Is Matt still on the phone?" She asked

"NOO. He's sky diving." I said

We had our "acquaintance" Matt over the phone as we were playing Minecraft. He has multiple personalities.

"I was just asking. How's Kristen?" Rachel asked

"SHES JUST FINE GOD STOP WORRYING." I said calmly.

"THISPILLOWWILLDIEINFIRE." Kristen yelled as she chucked the pillow against the wall.

"I remember when a pillow used to cost a spoon of Peanuts Buttered." Matts second personality voice said through the phone.

Kristen kicked the pillow one more time before coming to sit down with us. "So how is everything?" She said.

"Good. Ok Matt see any servers open?" Rachel said

"STOP PRESSURING HIM RACHEL GOD WE GET IT." I said

Matt didn't respond though.

"MATT PICK UP YOUR STUPID PHONE OR I WILL KILL YOU." I said.

Still no answer.

"MATTHEWANSWERUSWHENWETALKTOYOU." Kristen shouted.

Me and Rachel went over to the phone to see what was wrong. Actually, I didnt, I just wanted to throw her phone across the room.

I grabbed her phone and aimed my arm to throw it, but Rachel tackled me.

"No!" She said as she tackled me.

"RACHEL GET YOUR STUPID BODY OFF ME AND LET ME THROW YOUR STUPID PHONE ACROST THIS STUPID ROOM!" I asked politely

We wrestled around for a little. I was wining of cource. Maybe.

"Uh guys...?" I herd Kristen's voice say

"NOT NOW KRISTEN IM BEATING UP RACHEL." I said

"KELDYOUWILLPAYATTENTIONTOME." She said

We looked over to see her get sucked into her computer.

Rachel got out from under me and ran over to the computer.

"KRISTEENN... NOOO... WHYY...?" She sobbed

Ew. I didint want to hear her cry. I walked over to her and stood over her for a second.

"OOPS." I said as I shoved her into the computer. Ah now it was quiet...

We'll I guess I should follow them... They will need someone like me to look after them.

I will need the essentials. I took a blanket and tied it as a cape before I grabbed a handful of Pringles and dove into the computer shouting "FOR NARNIA!!"