Lost In Time (Abused Schnee Male Reader x RWBY Harem)

The Badge and The Burden Part 1

I woke up to the sun shining through the window, my first thought was why it was open in the first place, and then I saw Ruby holding a whistle. An evil grin spread across my face, and I gave her a thumbs up. Weiss was sleeping peacefully and had just barely opened her eyes and was stretching when Ruby finally blew the whistle, causing Weiss to fall out of her bed. I doubled over, laughing my ass off at what is transpiring in front of me

Ruby: Good morning team RWBY!

Me: And Y/n!

Ruby: And Y/n!

Weiss: What in the world is wrong with you?

Ruby: Now that you're awake we can officially begin our first order of business.

Weiss had finally gotten off the floor and was now dusting herself off.

Weiss: Excuse me?

Yang: Decorating!

Blake: We still have to unpack.

Her luggage opened and its contents spilled all over the floor.

Blake: And clean.

Weiss was looking at Blake with an annoyed look, and Ruby took this opportunity to blow the whistle in her face again. I was basically dead, my laughter was echoing through the entire room, and Weiss looked at me with an annoyed face.

Weiss: Stop laughing at me!

I was slowly calming down now and I looked at her. It is time for a little joke, humor is one of the ways that I cope with my past.

Me: Why? You laughed at me for years, at least let me have a little fun!

She looked down, now I felt a little bad.

Me: I'm just teasing, lighten up!

I sat on the bed with her, and she snuggled into me for a bit.

Me: Probably shouldn't have said that.

Weiss: You think!

We both got up and Ruby continued her speech.

Ruby: Alright! Weiss, Blake, Yang, their hot friend Y/n, and their fearless leader Ruby have begun their first mission! Banzai!

I don't think she noticed what she said, but I did.

Blake & Yang: Banzai!

Me: Good grief.

Yang hung a poster with a bunch of guys on it, but it was crooked. Weiss hung a painting of Forever Fall. Blake was putting her books away and accidentally pulled out "Ninjas of Love". I was standing at the perfect angle to see the cover, so I decided to mess with her a bit. I walked up to her from behind and whispered to her.

Me: What's that?

She was red and stuttering now.

Blake: I-I-I d-don't k-know what you're talking about!

I slowly put my hands on her waist, just to make her face that much more red.

Me: Are you sure?

She couldn't even speak now, every time she tried, it would come out incoherently. Meanwhile, behind us, Ruby had managed to cut the curtain diagonally in half. The room was a complete mess, but I was still over there screwing with Blake to even notice it. The beds are now stacked on each other.

Weiss: This isn't going to work.

Yang: It is a bit cramped. Maybe we should ditch some of our stuff?

Ruby: Or we could ditch the beds, and replace them with bunk beds!

Weiss: Um, that sounds incredibly dangerous.

Yang: And super awesome! Wait, where are Y/n and Blake?

They noticed us still by the bookshelf with Blake's red face.

Yang: Y/n, stop flirting with Blake and get over here and vote!

I let go of Blake, and she was seemingly let out of the trance.

Me: What are we voting about?

Yang: If we should make bunk beds!

Me: Sure, I don't care.

Blake: It does seem efficient.

Weiss: Well, we should put it to a vote.

Ruby: Ha, I think we just did.

They rushed forward before I could say anything, and their beds are now made into bunk beds.

Me: Can I just say that these have very little structural integrity?

They didn't listen, nice.

Ruby: Alright, our second order of business is!... Classes. Now, we have a few classes together today. At 9:00 we've gotta be-

Weiss: What? Did you say 9 o'clock?!

Ruby: Umm

Weiss: It's 8:55 you dunce!

She took off out the door while the rest of us, and team JNPR comically stacked up at the doorway.

Ruby: Uhh, t-t-to, to class!

Then we all took off with JNPR following behind us.

Jaune: We're gonna be late!

We ran straight past Ozpin and Goodwitch, who checked her watch while Ozpin sipped his drink. We managed to get to class in time before the bell rang, and this is the most boring class I have ever been in.

Port: Monsters! Demons... Prowlers of the night. Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names.

His mustache moves when he talks, it is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life. Ruby had managed to fall asleep and was snoring adorably.

Port: But I, merely refer to them as prey. Hu-hah! Haha!

Ruby had woken up at Professor Pornstaches attempt at comedy. Port was standing there awkwardly, waiting for someone to laugh at his joke, but after a while, he just continued like nothing happened.

Port: Uhh, and you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now as I was saying, Vale, as well as the other three kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world.

Port was now pacing in front of us while still talking. Blake wouldn't let me go to sleep, every time she would see me falling asleep, she would flick my cheek, which just so happens to be one of the places that I can still fell, oh joy! I don't think that she was actually invested in the lecture, considering when I asked her to stop doing it, she looked at me and whispered.

Blake: If I have to suffer through this, you have to do it with me.

Port: Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces. And that's where we come in, Huntsman! Huntresses...

He winked at Yang, oh hell no, it may not be that way between us, but that is downright creepy. And considering that she was clearly uncomfortable, I need to do something.

Me: Yo that's pretty creepy man, you are like sixty years old, and she is seventeen.

Yang: Y/n, i-it's okay.

Me: No, it's not! It is downright inappropriate! Don't do that shit again, or we are going to have a problem, am I understood!?

I was given a nod, and he returned to his "lecture"

Port: Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves. From what you ask? Why... the very world!

Some random student stood up and yelled, while the rest of us stared at him awkwardly until he sat down again.

Port: That is what you are training to become. But first, a story. A tale of a young, handsome man. Me. When I was a boy, blah blah blah.

Blake said I couldn't sleep, but she didn't say that I couldn't pay attention! I have found the loopholes! My attention turned to Ruby, who was now furiously scribbling on a piece of paper.

Port: Despite smelling of cabbages, my grandfather was a wise man. "Peter," he told me blah blah blah.

I tuned him out again once I realized that he was just stroking his own ego again. Ruby was now giggling to herself. She held up a piece of paper with a poorly drawn picture of Professor Port with stink lines coming off of him, which was very aptly subtitled "Professor Poop," then she blew a raspberry which caused me and Yang to lose it. Port cleared his throat, and we turned our attention to him again.

Port: In the end, the beowolf was no match for my sheer tenacity. And I returned to my village with the beast in captivity and my head held high. Celebrated, as a hero.

He bowed for seemingly no reason other than to stroke his ego further.

Port: The moral of this story? A true huntsman must be honorable.

Ruby was now balancing a book with an apple on it with a pencil while sucking her cheeks in and crossing her eyes, much to Weiss's growing anger.

Port: A true huntsman must be dependable.

Ruby had managed to fall asleep again somehow, once again, growing Weiss's anger even further.

Port: A true huntsman must be strategic...

Ruby was now nonchalantly picking her nose, and now Weiss was seething with anger.

Port: Well-educated... And wise!

Weiss is now shaking, and it almost made me bust out laughing.

Port: So, who among you believes themselves to be the embodiment of these traits?

Weiss shot her hand up in the air immediately.

Weiss: I do sir!

Port: Well then, let's find out!

The cage next to him started to rattle.

Port: Step forward, and face your opponent!

A/N: Surprise, early chapter!