Before I can speak or even begin to try to comprehend what just happened 2 bright spotlights shine down on me and Sportacus. 2 more turn on to reveal Robbie Rotten and the mayor.
"Welcome! Welcome! To the 74 annual bachelorette!" The mayor's voice blares in my ears. "Who will receive the final rose? Please welcome the athletic beast, plays every sport and ready to compete for Stephanie's heart! Please welcome....Sportacus!" Sportacus the zombie hobbles up to the stage gleefully and takes a spot next to the mayor. "Or will it be the one the only the guardian of the orange blanket! Maybe even soon to be the guardian of Stephanie's heart! Please welcome to the stage Robbie Rotten!" Robbie skips on stage quietly singing we are number 1. Before he stands next to Sportacus.
"What is going on?" I whisper to Sportacus. He turns and looks me in the eyes.
"I love you."
"Thanks for answering my question. You're such a silly goose! Have some chocolate!" I exclaim
"Ahh yes. Rope." Sportacus proclaims. "Do you like biscuits?"
"I do. Goodbye."
"Okay."
"The first person to go on a date with Stephanie is.....Sportacus!" People cheer from all over even though literally no one is in the room. Before I can even react Robbie picks me up and carries me back to his lair.
"No U!" I proclaim forcing Robbie to set me down. "Unless we are taking an Uber I shall not be carried in your arms."
"Why? Lol"
"DO NOT DARE QUESTION YOUR LORD." So we end up taking an Uber.
The date goes well we kissed most of the time. Robbie asked if he would make a good merman but he seemed a little disappointed when I told him the truth. There was just too much plastic in the ocean already. Soon enough Sportacus comes to pick me up and we ride off into the distance on his horse.
"I'm sorry." I admit halfway into our date.
"For what?" His face is questioning but I know he has to remember. Who would forget getting yote off of a blimp.
"I killed you. Speaking of which how are you alive?"
"Meh. Oh and Robbie's a witch he can revive people. His witch name is Robbie the witch. Here have some chocolate."
"Yum. ACK! IM ALLERGIC TO CHOCO BABYS! Wait a second no I'm not! It's cheese bread I'm allergic to not CHOCO BABYS."
"Are you sick then? Why did you throw up? Wait 5 seconds! It's the morning and you are sick! Are you....."
"IM NOT PREGO SPAGHETTI SAUCE YOU WALLABY!" But I take the pregnancy test anyways because I am an unpredictable human who can change her mind. The test says that I'm pregnant even though I never though I never did anything silly with anybody. "Oh well. I WILL NAME HER....PINK RIHANNA!"
"And Rigatoni for short!" Sportacus exclaims!
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Who is Number 1?
Fanfiction"I hate you Robbie!" I know my feelings won't change no matter how many times I say it. I have to try anyways. "I hate you!" "I know you love me Stephanie! I have feelings for you too! Please just accept it!" "No! I just can't!" My mind goes back...
