Who is Number 1?

Bye Bye, Sportacus

It's been 3 days since Sportacus and I broke up. I've been trying to get some alone time but all he's been doing is serenading me. I have mountains of fruits, vegetables, sports equipment, and toothbrushes. (All gifts from Sportacus.)

"Stephanie! There you are I..."

"Let me guess Sportacus! Another present? Another sign attached to the back of your Blimp saying you're sorry? Another confetti cannon? Just quit bothering me and go away!" My tone is so angry. I'm ready to kick him when I think of an idea. "I'm sorry that was mean. I'm willing to give you another chance Sportacus."

"Weird flex but okay." Sportacus replies.

"Let's go up to your blimp and watch the sunset."

"That would be amazing."

By the time we get up to the blimp I'm so ready to kill Sportacus. All he's been doing is trying to make out with me. All I can do is keep reminding myself that if I want the plan to work I have to play along.

Sportacus leans in to kiss me and I feel his lips touch mine. Just like old times...no! I have to stay strong. If I enjoy this kiss I'll fall in love again. He promised he would always listen to me after he cheated. He lied. I wrap my arms around Sportacus's neck. His tiny facial hair brushes against my neck. I'm in love again. I take his shirt off and he starts pulling off my dress. I know have to do this.

"Stop!" Sportacus looks startled. He has question in his eyes. Even though I have feelings for him I must kill him. After everything he did to me he deserves it. Yet all I want to do is wake up in Sportacus's bed. "I uhh..want a drink first!"

"O-okay yeah yeah of course. Yeah okay." His face drops. I can tell he was excited. He walks into the kitchen with his shirt off and starts to leave.

"Wait!" Sportacus gets excited but I quickly shoot it down. "I can get my own. I'll get you something too!"

"Uhh.." Before he can finish his sentence I'm already in the kitchen. Right as I'm finishing up I go ahead and drop a pill into his tequila and watch as it dissolves.

"Drink up." I say in the sexiest voice I can.

"I don't want any though.."

"C'mon sweetie. The sooner you finish the sooner we can get back to what we were doing." Sportacus drinks obediently and his eyelashes flutter. "Feeling tired?" I ask. He's too delirious to reply but I grab him by the chin and get him so close to my face our lips almost touch. "I said: Feeling tired?! You know.. you weren't tired when I caught you making out with the mayor! Or with any other of your side chicks!" I shove him back against the wall and yell once more. "Feeling tired?!"

I grab him by his hair and drag him across the floor over to the exit of his blimp. This isn't
about my parents. That's stupid. Who would break up with someone over such a silly thing? This is about him- never mind.

Before I could change my mind Sportacus has already been yote off of his blimp and falls to the ground in Lazytown. Where his death awaits him.