"I hate you Robbie!" I know my feelings won't change no matter how many times I say it. I have to try anyways. "I hate you!"
"I know you love me Stephanie! I have feelings for you too! Please just accept it!"
"No! I just can't!" My mind goes back...
I'm enraged with Robbie. Who knew he was in love with my uncle while he was dating me? I'm pretty hungry because I'm always hungry and that's the person I am. I love food. Just before I open Robbie's spare bedroom door to go and eat some more plastic or mozzarella cheese or whatever it is that we're supposed to eat in this fanfiction. That's when I catch a glimpse of Robby on the phone with someone. I'm not the type to eavesdrop but I'm going to do just that.
"So do we have an appointment scheduled for 2:30? All righty then sounds delicious! Bye bye!" Robbie hangs up the phone and the second he sets it down I waltz into his room.
"What was that all about?" I ask. When Robbie sees me he seems to flinch.
"Ah! Nothing why would you think it's something Stephanie? It's nothing at all! I said nothing! Do you need me to say it again? It's nothing nothing at all! Absolutely positively nothing at all Stephanie! Shut your face please."
"I've never been so insulted!" In rage I grab Robbie's phone and call the number back.
"Hi! How are ya?" This voice seems oddly familiar... JEFFREE. (Just to be clear this is Jeffree star I just wanted only the first name for dramatic effect.)
I quickly hang up the phone and turn towards Robbie. My face is red and full of rage. "I knew it! You're in love with someone else!" I dramatically faint with my hand over my forehead and my eyes rolled back. "hOw dArE yE?!" I proclaim.
"NO Stephanie it's not what you think! Give me a chance! One night to prove my love to you! Please!"
"Well...alright then. I brush off my dress since the floor of Robbie's room is full of plastic guts from all of his victims that live inside Lazy Town. "Don't fail me this time!"
"I won't I promise! Just pick out a nice dress for tonight okay?"
"I will Robert. See you soon."
I ask Sportacus if I can borrow his blimp but he says no so I shove mozzarella cheese down his throat and cross my fingers that he doesn't get charged with murder before running off. I climb up the ladder and fly off to the nearest boutique.
The bell rings as I walk inside and I'm surprised to see who the owner is.
"Helllooo!!!" Yells the mayor. My face turns instantly red. "What's the matter darling?"
"AHH! I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND MY UNCLE! SO DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!" Before she can respond I grab the most expensive dress I can find and run.
Once I get into the blimp I quickly change clothes and look in the mirror. I'm Dazzling.
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Wow I'm so pretty! I climb down the blimp's ladder and walk inside Robbie's lair. I hear a party going on and just as I get inside I see Robbie and Jeffree star kissing beside the karaoke machine.
"S-Stephanie??? I-um your early" I storm off into the crowd.
