"I hate you Robbie!" I know my feelings won't change no matter how many times I say it. I have to try anyways. "I hate you!"
"I know you love me Stephanie! I have feelings for you too! Please just accept it!"
"No! I just can't!" My mind goes back...
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"Mozzarella cheese will you kiss me?"
"Yes! I love you!"
After the beautiful poem written by none other than Sportacus we both lean in and kiss. As his soft lips touch mine he puts his arms around my waste and then...
"Stephanie stop this isn't right!"
"Sport it's the Bachelorette don't expect anyone here to be sane."
"No not that! I have to tell you something important. Just listen. So when I was four years old something traumatic happened. My mother...she choked on a mozzarella stick. I wanted to tell you that poem because......"
".........you wanted to open up to me. Show me you can be vulnerable..trust me." I finish his sentence."
"Stephanie I want you to know that no matter how terrified of mozzarella sticks I would eat one for you any day."
"Oh Sportacus I...."
"Please Stephanie. All I want is the final rose. Please."
"Does this answer your question?" I lean in for a kiss but before I can Robbie comes bursting through the doors.
"I found this in the trash!"
"Oh I just got the fake pregnancy test because it was cheaper and turns out those things aren't very accurate. I'm also just fat so"
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
Robbie storms off for some reason and I get mad for some other reason so I decide to read his diary for a little payback.
"Dear Diary," I begin to read. "Today is my mom's birthday so I got her a pretty necklace! Aren't I so sweet!" Too boring. I flip to a random page and something catches my eye. "Today I murdered Stephanie's uncle and ate him for breakfast. I told Stephanie that the only reason I did it was because he hurt her. She still doesn't know the true reason though." Getting juicyyyy... "I have feelings for her uncle. Too much to even contain. I had to kill him off." I hated my uncle but why did he not tell me the truth?
"Robert!" I yell hoping to fill his ears with regret. "You were IN LOVE WITH MY UNCLE? I know now who the final rose shall go to."
"No Stephanie! Please! I'm sorry but I love you. Don't leave me now!"
"No. Robbie. Leave me alone." I approach Sportacus head held high. "Sport, you will be receiving the final rose."
"Awwwww yeeee!"
"Yeeee yeeee boiiii!"
"Haha! What's that?" Sportacus looks at me with question in his eyes.
"Oh it's a story on WATTPAD! Written by nikkiT_T ! It's a great story but she just came out with a new one called Rogue Wolf! It's so good! So if you end up checking out her account be sure to read that one!"
"Cool! That sounds amazing! But quick question does she actually spell rouge "rogue?""
"She does but it doesn't matter because the story is DELICOUS! Like kissing a unicorn!"
