Opposites Attract... Right? {a Tori x Tamara fanfic}

i have no idea-

Tommo: * making roman *

Turd: wyd

Tommo: wheRe ma bEaTo sTicC *opens drawer* bEaTo stIcC aIn tHrR fUq

Turd: what the FaEn tommo

Tommo: eEeEh mA bEaTo sTicCc

Turd: is it over thrr *points to beato sticc*

Tommo: mA bOoTy- *sister snatches be a to stick as the wata boils*

Turd: ur bootay fine boi

Tommo: *continues to beat the romen untill the bag pops slightly*

Tommo: aNd tHaT kIdS iS hOw tHe fUcK tO mAkE rOmEn lIkE a BoSs AsF

Turd: u drunk

Tommo: *puts whole bag in the boiling watet, then relizing hes a idiot, grabs the submerged bag & teh seasonin falls oUt* fUq mE. ThAt hUrtEdeDed.

Turd: okrr

Tommo: nU. *grabs seasoning packet and the same thing happens*

Turd: okrr

Tommo: nU. *beats the other bag of romen alloott lessu*

Turd: whyd you beat it lessu then the othrr baggo

Tommi: I want something actually longu to eat—

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Turd: *dies of laughter*

Tommo: nU

Turd: okrr okrr am doin a sorry

Edd: wtF-

Matto: thAt bEaTo sTiCc iS mY mIrRor *cri*

Edd: *comforts the smol (big actually) matto bean*

Tommo: hA

Turd: what the actual fAeN did i just WiTnEsS-

Me: ANd. Sean.

Turd: tf r u *holds tommo protectively*

me: yeS. *slowly disappears into a wall but bumps into it too*

~Yeetus~

(A/n)

Uhh
So yeah..

Sad part ahead

I was home alone with my friend once bc we were having a hang out and we god jævla dRuNk. Bc him and I are drunk asf when were alone so I was making roman for us (chill bro) and tHiS hApPeNd.

Good times ywy

I'm going on a roadtrip in a car soon so I'll have more time to write uwu

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