Love Knows Me Not

When Two Worlds Merge Part 2

-12:30 A.M., Same Day @ the Fernandez's House-

Christine-

I arrived at Anthony's today so we can hang out, exchange a few kisses, and be the dorks we are. Now I have to teach him how to dance before Christmas. I need to teach him the waltz, tango, and salsa. All in two days time. I have brought the appropriate dresses for the occasion though. No pressure, I mean it is just like teaching my brother, but he isn't my brother he is my boyfriend. I hope I don't mess up. I thought as I rang his door bell.

Anthony-

I hope she doesn't make me embarrass myself through dance. I thought as I opened the door.

"Hey Christine... woah!" I said staring at the three dresses she had managed to carry on her walk over here.

"Yeah I know three dresses, one girl who can dance, and one adorable boyfriend. It is a lot to carry all at once." she replied.

"So I guess I will be dancing today?" I asked rhetorically.

"Yup, and Anthony dress nicely you will need to dress in the right clothes to dance the waltz, tango, and salsa. By the way, one of my friends is in town and he REALLY wants to see you." she replied eagerly.

"Oh Sage!" she called.

To my horror a tower, tank of a man followed Christine into the house. He took one glance at me, and laughed.

"I thought you said this yank was built like a brick shit house! He looks like he would come a cropper if I were to even put a hand on him." Sage said in surprise.

"Sage! Be nice." Christine interjected.

"I don't mean to knock him, with my lingo, but he is not what I imagined." Sage said.

"Anyway my name is Sage Monroe, and you betta' not forget it" he said as he shook my hand, and gave me three outfits that would match the style of the dances I would learn.

His grip was that of a bear's perhaps even stronger. As a result I emitted a faint grunt of pain. As his hands crushed mine.

"Sage watch your grip! He is a bit fragile." Christine warned.

"Sorry mate. But he betta not do a thing to hurt you or he will come a cropper by my hands." Sage replied.

Sage then made the I-am-watching-you gesture which only made me tremble down to my core.

"Arf!"Sage barked.

I jumped out of my skin I was so intimidated by him.

"Ha! Gotcha mate! Didn't mean to scare you, you seem alright for an after dinna toothpick." Sage laughed.

Christine then hit him with the cane my mom used whenever she'd punish me for existing.

"Yow! What was that for Christine?" He growled in pain and after recovering from the hit then asked her.

"For nearly scaring my boyfriend off! Look at him, Anthony is trembling." She replied.

"S-S-Sage I want you to know that I will do everything in my power to make her happy. I mean I am only human and I am bound to hurt her feelings because of arguments, but we have argued before. We always work it out. So no worries man, anyway I believe we are to start dancing soon."

"Yes we are. Get dressed and Sage please try and be friendly to him." Christine begged.

"No promises, he may be like that scumbag Roga you were dating before. That annoying sun of a gun, thinking that waving a five hundred dollar bill as a shield would protect him from a nice punch in the nose, and a kick to the nuts, and knees." he said with disgust in his mouth.

A/N: So Sage is Australian hence the accent. Here are the list of slang terms:

Yank-American

Built like a brick shit house- strong

Come a cropper-fall heavily.

Lingo-Language

Knock-to criticize or find fault

There er's are replaced with a's except in slang. From my interpretation of my friend ayoresme's creation of my character Sage Monroe. Hopefully you enjoyed this part the next is the dancing and funny part.