Donald Trump is the governor of Mainef who aspires for greatness, but he is stopped by two things; his wife, Martha, and his president, Barack Obama.
Vladimir Putin is the president of New Russia, a country founded from the remains of Canada.
Americ...
"DONALD?!" Martha screamed in terror. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!"
"Marth..."
Martha walked out of the bathroom fuming. "TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE DON. DON'T FUCKING MARTH ME! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" She yelled, tossing the pregnancy test at Donald, which would have impaled his eye and completely blinded him if not for his amazing catching skills.
"I.. I was gonna tell you..."
"WHEN DONALD? WHEN WERE YOU FUCKING GOING TO TELL ME YOU WERE PREGNANT?!" She shrieked furiously.
"S-soon..."
"BULLSHIT, DON. THIS IS UTTERLY FUCKING BULLSHIT. I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU, DICKHEAD. BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND JUST 'FORGETTING' TO MENTION YOU WERE PREGNANT? HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST FUCKING SAY TWO WORDS?!"
"I thought... I thought you'd SUPPORT me!!"
"HELL NO. HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU FIGURE I COULD SUPPORT THAT?! I fucking DESPISE children. They are the WORST. I hope they all fucking die out."
"Marth... you don't love our child?"
"Don. You are getting an abortion."
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