Star: Guuuuuuuuuys!
Ninja: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Wu: *silently sips tea*
Star: Garmadon escaped Krytperium.
Wu: *spits out tea*
Lloyd: Oh crap.
———
Garmadon: Why can't you ever just leave me alone? What'd I do to you?
Lloyd: You tried to kill me and destroy the entire city!
Garmadon: ..... Well besides that.
Lloyd: Just.... Ugh, Go back to jail!
Garmadon: No! You can't make me.
———
Jay: Are we going to plan B?
Lloyd: Technically that would be plan G.
Jay: How many plans do we have? Is there like... A plan M?
Lloyd: Yeah, Jay dies in plan M.
Cole: I like Plan M.
———
Kai: Okay, Lloyd your dad wants to kill you so stay on the Bounty.
Lloyd: This again?
Kai: Yes this again.
[Two Hours Later]
Kai: LLOYD, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE BOUNTY!
Lloyd: *being chased by escaped members of the SoG* IT IS NEVER SAFE ON THE BOUNTY, OKAY!?
Kai: I gotta go help Lloyd!
Jay: Yeah because your boyfriend who once had the powers of the first spinjitzu master, needs help!
Kai: Shut up Nerd! *runs off to help Lloyd*
Garmadon: Did he just say that The Green Ninja is dating the Red Ninja?
Kai: You got a problem with that Old Man?! *running to go help Lloyd*
Lloyd: *throwing balls of green light at SoG people*
Kai: *throws a fire ball of SoG people, grabs Lloyd and runs back to the Bounty.*
Lloyd: Thanks Kai, Can you put me down now?
Kai: Nope, you're just gonna try to fight again.
Lloyd: Kai, I'm a big boy, I can tie my own shoes and everything.
Kai: Ha Ha very funny, changing Disney quotes.
———
Garmadon: *kicks cell wall*
Lloyd: Can there be more guards posted outside the cell this time, we don't need my father escaping again.
Chief o' police: That'd be smart of us I guess, thank you for saving people once again Ninja.
Lloyd: No problem.
Star: Hey wait a minute! I hardly talked at all this time!
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