Lloyd: Why are we having a tournament again?
Star: Because.
Lloyd: Because why?
Star: I wanna see who the strongest ninja is.
Lloyd: Mentally or physically?
Star: Well if it were mentally it wouldn't be you.
Lloyd: *grumbling* Fight me Star.
Kai: C'mon Star, we all know the problems were caused by his childhood... And I think when Morro possessed him the Emo-ness rubbed off on him.
Lloyd: Kai!
Kai: *kisses Lloyd's forehead* I'm joking.
Lloyd: *mumbling* You better be.
Kai: Or what?
Lloyd: I.... No hugs for you!
Kai: Oh no whatever will I do without my boyfriend's hugs?
Lloyd: Suffer.
Star: First fight is Jay versus Cole!
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Cole: HOW THE FU-
Star: LAAAAAAANGUUUUUAAAAGE!
Cole: ... FUNK DID I LOSE TO JAY!?
Jay: I'm stronger then I look.
Nya: He got lucky.
Jay: Yeah.
Star: Next is Kai versus Lloyd.
Kai: *To Lloyd* Can I have a good luck kiss?
Lloyd: *laughs* I'm the one fighting you, I'm not giving you a good luck kiss!
Kai: *obviously fake offended gasp*
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Star: Kai! Stop flirting with Lloyd and fight him!
Lloyd: *Is a tomato*
Kai: But it's how I'm distracting him.
Star: Pretend he's possessed by Morro again!
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Star: Winner is Lloyd!
Kai: *On the floor* Darn it.
Lloyd: *helps Kai up and kisses him on the cheek* I win.
Star: next fight is Me versus Nya.
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Nya: How in the world?
Star: Yay I won!
Kai: How'd you get beat by a kid?
Star: Excuse me? I'm only two years younger then you and Cole, a year younger then Jay, and only a few months younger then your sister and your Boyfriend. (I'm having Kai and Cole be 17, Jay 16, and Nya and Lloyd be 15. (And yes I am aware that a 16 year old is engaged to a 15 year old if J do that, but they're teenagers in the show so \_(-_-)_/))
Kai: Oh Shiz I'm sorry!
Star: *glaring at Kai* Next fight is Lloyd and Jay
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Jay: *Unconscious*
Lloyd: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!
Star: Winner is Lloyd.
Zane: I didn't get to fight.
Star: Zane, buddy, did you want to fight?
Zane: No. I am just going to go make dinner now.
Star: Cool, looks like I'm fighting Lloyd.
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Lloyd: I... I lost.
Star: Cool, I'm the best Ninja. Nya, I wanna be the flower girl at your wedding, can I please?
Nya: Sure, but my Fiancé is still unconscious.
Star: Oh right..... Lloyd, your powers are connected to Jay, Zane, Cole, and Kai's right?
Lloyd: Yeah
Star: Zap him.
Lloyd: That's not how it wor-
Star: LLOYD USE WEIRD GREEN BALL OF ENERGY!!!
Lloyd: *rolls eyes and throws a small ball of energy at Jay*
Jay: *bolts up after bing hit* I'M UP!
Nya: What do you know, it worked.
Star: Neat. *Looks at invisible camera* Okay people, I can only come up with so many new dares and questions, what do you want to know about the Ninja? What do you dare them to do?
Lloyd: *whispering to Kai* She's lost it.
Kai: Nah, she's talking to the people who've been daring us and have given us one question. Thanks guys! I've got a boyfriend now! *grins and kisses Lloyd's cheek*
Star: Kai, I told you not to tell them yet.
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Ninjago Question and Dare
FanficI do not own Ninjago Also, to be clear, unless it's stated by me in an author's note, or the star I use to sign my drawings or painting is on the art, I probably found it on Pinterest and in no way mean to take credit for someone else's art.
