Star: *hiding with Lloyd because they swapped out Kai's hair gel with toothpaste*
Lloyd: *knows Kai won't kill him but let's Star think Kai's gonna kill them*
Star: *knows Kai will kill her, not Lloyd. She's no idiot.*
Kai: *walks past Lloyd and Star's hiding place with a ton of toothpaste in his hair* YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Lloyd: *laughs silently*
Kai: *Hears Lloyd* Ah Ha! *finds them*
Star: *hides behind Lloyd* Please don't kill meeeeee.
Kai: Give me one good reason.
Star: Because if I die Imma come back as a ghost and bring Morro with me, and we're gonna haunt you till you die!
Kai: *pales* Good enough....
Star: *clears throat* Anywho, we have a dare... Where's Garmadon?
Lloyd: My father is in prison.
Star: Psssh, not that Garmadon!
Lloyd: *confused*
Star: *sighs* Just, go get Wu. I'll be right back... *pulls out a TimeTurner and goes back in time*
Lloyd: I'm just gonna go get my uncle... *runs off*
Kai: uuuuuuuuuh...
Star: *appears out of thin air with season 1 Garmadon*
S1Garmadon: What just happened?
Kai: Garmadon?!
Garmadon: I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO SAVE MY SON FROM A VOLCANO!
Star: He's fine. You're in the future!
Sensei Wu: *enters room* Star what have I said about altering the Timeline?
Star: Not to alter it.
Wu: *sighs* What's this dare Lloyd told me about?
Star: Past Garmadon was dared to be nice to you for a week! By @Sisterandbrotherchan. Sooooo *pushes Garmadon towards Wu* Be nice!
One Week Later.....
Star: Okie dokie time for you to go back to the time you're supposed to be in, go save Lloyd from a volcano! *takes Garmadon back in time, then comes back with a Fang Blade*
Wu: Star.
Star: Hm?
Wu: The Fang Blade.
Star: But, if they don't release the Great Devourer, then Lloyd doesn't almost get murdered by Harumi, and Garmadon never gets the Ultimate Weapon, and Garmadon doesn't get resurrected and put in jail! And Phthor doesn't look all creep and kidnap Lloyd to help the Overlord become the Golden Master!
Wu: Star. Put it back.
Star: Can I just go back and murder Pythor?
Wu: No Star.
Star: Dang it...
Wu: Go put the Fang Blade back.
Star: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. *goes back in time and stabs Pythor in the hand with the Fang Blade, then comes back to her time* there happy?
Wu: You stabbed him in the hand, didn't you?
Star: Maaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeee.
Wu: *sighs* You're doing Sunrise Exercise with the Ninja tomorrow.
Star: I ain't your student, I taught myself Spinjitzu!
Wu: Star. Sunrise Exercise.
Star: Uuuuuuuugh.
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Ninjago Question and Dare
FanfictionI do not own Ninjago Also, to be clear, unless it's stated by me in an author's note, or the star I use to sign my drawings or painting is on the art, I probably found it on Pinterest and in no way mean to take credit for someone else's art.
