Fnaf Oneshots

Bryan what the heck

This takes place when molten and afton did bad stuff but yet still tried to kill bryan but they are still in a alternate dimension cuz of mini games
Bryan's POV
" Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
Almost died and that's an issue but I'm ok
Hey, tell afton it was nice to meet him but I hope never see him again
I know it breaks your heart no longer being friends as CEO
And four months, no calls
Now I'm looking great in my hotel room
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop

So baby go get Mr. Pika Pika and play
With the plushies that we see every day
And always have to watch
You make a soap opera
And hear Jon saying
We AiNt EvEr GeTtInG OlDeR
We AiNt EvEr GeTtInG OlDeR
Jon's POV:
You look as good as the day I met you
I forget why we stopped being friends, I was upset
Springtrap made me break in half,
but you tried to keep me sane
I know it breaks your heart no longer being friends as CEO
And four months, no calls
Now I'm quitting my job, not looking so great
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop

So Davis go get Michael
And the other animatronics
So we can bust into Bryan's place
And see how he's been with all the stress
But then I hear him yelling at helpy
So then I yell
We AiNt EvEr GeTtInG OlDeR
We AiNt EvEr GeTtInG OlDeR

Bryan's POV:
Me and Jon finished up the very bad of the original and everyone started at us as if we were crazy people but then Afton was offended by the first couple lyrics.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I WISH I NEVER MET HIM?!?!?"
Lefty: I mean you can't really blame bryan you sorta nearly killed us all so you have it worse in this situation
" Oh.... welp I guess that's fair but still that's rude"
Then I saw Rockstar Freddy come over to me and ask me
" Are you ok bryan?" He said with a concerning look
I simply replied with
" Are we ever ok honestly? No we're not there's your answer"
Everyone backed away from me because of my answer and looked at me with a concerning look
" What's wrong guys, you all looked like you saw a ghost" I asked
Lefty: Freddy asked you if you were ok and you said "Are we ever ok honestly? No we're not there's your answer" and we're kinda worried for you Bryan
" Huh? When did I say that?"
Rockstar Freddy: you just that like legit 1 minute ago
" I did?!?" I said very confused
Jon: I think he wasn't thinking when he said that
Rockstar Freddy: When does he ever think? And when is he going to get a life?
I immediately wanted to smack Freddy but I replied with " Since when did you ever think and at least I actually have a life" I said with sass making sure this was only to Rockstar Freddy while everyone else was shouting
OHHHHHH- GET REKT FREDDY: Yelled Lefty
Baby: That's what happens when you get someone upset

The end
Lol yes bryan the sassy comebacks