Some maybe be inspired by PandaEmpress18 I also don't own these memes btw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bryan: oh hey guys how yal- * Molten appears scaring Bryan* Bryan: *girly pitched scream* GeT yOuR FuCkIng DoG bItCh
Lefty: He don't bite Bryan: YES IT DO, GeT YoUr DoG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *sony telling everyone a story* Sony: By the way Bryan, a customer said this was happening in the park Bryan: ok then what is it? ———————— Sony starts reading the complaint/ report from the customer———————- Sony: I am a cashier at a farmers market in California, we sell a huge variety of stuff including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started-
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* Sony starts dying on the floor* Bryan: Read it, cmon Sony: we- *Starts dying on the floor again* Sony: we sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting " Shrimp Heaven Now!" Sony: *giggles a bit* Empathize on the "now" Eventually we hear his mother say- *starts laughing again* Sony: "P-p-please Daniel we cant keep doing this"
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Sony: What is shrimp heaven?!? Why does Daniel need it now?!? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any!.!?.? I fear something darker may lay out of the surface from s-shr-shrimp JESUS will r-return *Sony starts dying on the floor again* Bryan: wtf why is that even in our complaints of the park..... WE DONT EVEN SELL SEA FOOD Sony: I-I-I d-d-dont know *dies on floor again* Bryan: I'm gonna go talk to helpy really quick * Bryan quickly leaves to get away from Sony* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * They are cousins in this part FiGhT mE iF yOu GoT a PrObLeM wItH tHaT* Bryan: hey how much money you got? Lizzy: uhh *counts money quickly* 69 cents why? Bryan: oh- you know what that means! Lizzy: *sniffles* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets T^T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bryan's Ceo and Sony's the 2nd boss of the theme park Sony: *refusing to do work* Bryan: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's *says in a serious tone* Sony: * excited* WE GOING TO MCDONALD'S IF I DONT DO MY WORK OWO Bryan: *face palms and trying not to laugh* N-no ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sony: LoOk aT aLl ThOsE BiTcHeS Baby: don't you mean chickens? Sony: no I mean bitches * points a Funtime chica* Baby: *starts snickering* Funtime chica: HEY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *saw this on YouTube so why not*
*go subscribe to her lol* Sony: so you know that saying "Happy wife, happy life?" I guess springtrap didn't make ballora happy enough or else they'd still be together and their kids too Bryan: *starts laughing and tries to hide it* Ballora:*dying on the floor* Baby: *shocked that her dad got roasted by a 14-year old* Springtrap: *trying to process what just happened* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bryan: *holding a cross to molten face* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU Molten:* just trying to get to the portal* Bryan- Bryan: THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! Molten: yup that's it I'm leaving *leaves to the vents* Lefty: *wtf did I just see right now* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lefty: *ties MOTLEN to a fan* Baby: A Molten flew around my room before you came~ 5 minutes later *everyone in the pizzeria starts screaming because molten got off the fan and started chasing everyone with an axe In His hand* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone's a baby in this except for Bryan and Helpy and springtrap Springtrap: hey let me see what you have Evil baby Sony: A KNIFE! Srpingtrap: NO! * starts chasing after sony* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Continuation meme from the top Bryan: *runs up to baby motlen* Baby Molten: Daddy? * everyone starts laughing* Bryan: Do I look? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *board covering up the word child* Bryan: there's only one thing worse than a murder *uncovers the paper covering the word child* Springtrap and Molten: A child Bryan: No ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Jon, drunk Bryan, Justin and Kat are in a car together* Kat: Hey I like chicken strips Drunk Bryan: FuCk Ya ChIcKeN StRiPs *Bryan opens the window of the car and yells at a random person* *Jon, Kat and Justin: Lmao Lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's all I got for now but if you guys have any ideas send me some
