this is really mostly just gonna be val and greed being bumbling buffoons and interactions w other vampires n shizzle
hng.. stance....
Valentino was sitting on the (ikea) sofa in his dorm common room, coffee mug and book in hand. It was really just like any other day, rat in the basement, child eating ice cream, one roommate missing, and another... well-
"Da~ddy," a hum came from behind Valentino. Valentino turned the page of his book. Just pretend you didn't hear anything, he thought to himself, turning his focus onto the words in front of him. "Oh come on, I know you heard me," the voice continued teasingly. Valentino turned another page in silence. "Heeey," the man behind him said, placing his hands on Valentino's shoulders and gently shaking them. "Let's go out and get something for lunch, it's on me, I promise."
The first thing to come out of Valentino's mouth during this entire encounter was a small sigh followed by "You mean, 'you promise it's going to be on you, but it's actually one of the cards from my wallet so you're actually going to be the one paying, daddy,'"
"You should just ask me to pay straight up rather than steal my card and say you're paying for it," Valentino suggested monotonously, turning another page of his book. The other male gently squeezed Valentino's shoulders and rested his chin on one of Valentino's shoulders. "But then you're just gonna say no aren't you?" he retorted with a pout. "C'mon let's go out, I wanna take a ride in your fancy car and impress pretty girls in the streets~♪"
Valentino slowly placed a bookmark in his book and closed it. He placed it to the side of him and pushed the other man's head off his shoulder with one hand. "Don't treat my car like a ticket to another one night stand, Greed," Valentino grumbled, standing up from the couch. Greed's eyes seemed to sparkle at that statement. "That means yes right? We're going?"
Valentino tossed the car keys towards Greed. He caught the keys with both hands, the glimmer in his eyes not seeming to disappear. "I'm going to tidy up a little bit, you can go in first," Val started buttoning up the last two buttons of his shirt. Greed almost bolted for the door but Val stopped him with a cough. "If you touch ANYTHING in that car, I hope you understand what's going to happen, yes?" Val said, with his signature 'I'm posing for a magazine cover but I actually really just want to go back to work and maybe fire some disobedient subordinates' smile. Greed only laughed dryly in response, before turning around and walking towards the door.
Val's smile softened a bit after Greed left the dorm. Though he was all over the place, Val had gotten used to the chaos Greed would bring to the dorm room.
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"Wo~w, it really does seem like I have a real l sugar daddy when you wear suits like that and look like a whole ass CEO when you're just taking me to get a burger at McDonalds," Greed laughed, latching onto Val's arm. "Please not here," Val chided, pulling his arm away from the clingy raccoon. "Just take a card and buy whatever you want to eat," he started, pulling out his wallet and taking out a card. He handed the card to Greed and leaned on his car. "I'd rather not have my car stolen at a McDonalds parking lot so I'll just stay here."
"Also don't even THINK about taking that card, I will not drive you home."
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