Skye's Book of Random and Occasional Rant

Stalking

Someone just asked me a weird question.

The person: Hey, if I stalk someone, does that make me a stalker?

Me: Um, did you just hear yourself speak?

Person: Yeah, now answer my question

Me: You're a special kind of stupid, ain't ya?

Person: Nuh uh. Ain't isn't a word.

Me: In this case, it is, for me. *Walks away*