Elf on the Shelf

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Okay, so we have an Elf on the Shelf in our house, and he's in a different spot each day.

Today, my friends, he is wrapped around a wine bottle.

Yes, he is wrapped around a bottle of Apothic Dark Red wine.

Our Elf has a drinking problem.

Does the North Pole have rehab?

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