Skye's Book of Random and Occasional Rant

OH MY GOD

Okay, so I have this really short friend right?

And we were listening to the Lemonade Mouth Soundtrack for some reason, and one song said something about being far away.

Well, my friend is all like, 'They don't know what far away is like.'

And my other friend says, 'Do you?'

And then Mini (Short friend's nickname, sometimes we call her Mini Mouse.) starts ranting. I will write what she said, word for word. Enjoy:

"WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT 'FAR AWAY?' I'LL TELL YOU! I AM SHORT, RIGHT? THINGS ON THE TOP SHELF ARE FAR AWAY. AND THE THINGS I USUALLY WANT ARE ON THE TOP SHELF, WHICH IS FUCKING FAR AWAY. AND PEOPLE HAVE TO GET THE THINGS THAT ARE FAR AWAY FROM MY REACH, OR I'LL BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN FRONT OF THE CLOSET, MAKING THAT GRABBY MOTION. THAT'S HOW I KNOW ABOUT FUCKING FAR AWAY!"

And we all lost it.