Skye's Book of Random and Occasional Rant

*Insert Angry Face Here*

My little brother is so freaking helpless.

He's nine years old, and here's a list of things he CANNOT do:

1) Tie his shoes

2) Start the shower

3) Write in small effing letters

4) Live without his Kindle Fire

5) Live without his out-of-service iPhone

6) Stop himself from throwing tantrums

7) Take a joke

8) Stop calling me names, like jerk, jerkoff, bitch etc.

9) STOP GIVING ME DEATH THREATS