imagine ... yoongi at the pet shop.
Your pet cat, which yoongi had hoped you'd forgotten about, had somehow lost all of their toys (yoongi has no idea what happened to them don't look at him.) so you thought it was a good idea to come out and get them some new ones.
"Nothing squeaky." Yoongi grumbled as he settled in your pocket "They like to assert dominance with a squeak."
"Squeaks are their favourite." You insisted as you placed one in the basket anyway. He had quickly forgotten about the squeaky toy he was less than impressed by when his eyes landed on something far greater. A tiny sword used for fish tank decorations.
"Give it to me!" He shrieked in desperation as he tried to wriggle out of your pocket, forgetting how far he would fall if his plan had worked out.
"That's to make fish tanks look less boring, Yoongi. Besides, what would you do with the sword?" You asked, regretting it instantly.
"I could potentially be the cat's next meal I need to be able to defend myself, Y/N!" He said as he mimicked a sword fight.
"No."
"Don't come crying to me when I'm halfway down his throat then."
You were sure you had everything you needed for the cat at home. After you so "cruelly" rejected yoongi's "hopes and dreams" he refused to sit in your pocket any longer. He had been gone for quite some time and insisted he be alone to come to terms with what you had done, like the drama queen that he is.
Walking down to the rabbit section of the shop, you quickly spotted what you were looking for. Yoongi was pressed up against the glass, he couldn't get any closer if he'd tried. He was standing on his tiptoes, face and hands pressed against the glass as he smiled up at the bunny.
"Look Y/N, it's jungkook!" Yoongi giggled. You thought he was reusing the recycled joke his friend Jin liked to make when referring to jungkook. But no. No he was not.
"How did he do that?!" He exclaimed in amazement. He tried to get even closer, whining in disappointment when he realised the glass was trying to keep them apart. He was looking up at you, puppy dog eyes on show, desperate for your help.
However the bunny quickly distracted him.
"Look, Y/N, he recognises me!" He squealed as he jumped around, happy his friend was prepared to blow his cover for yoongi's sake.
Of course the rabbit saw him as nothing more than a talking carrot but yoongi didn't need to know that.
"I'll see you next time" he whispered looking around to make sure no one could hear or see him "Jungkook."
He quickly waddled over to you, not getting very far of course. Once you got to him he lifted his arms up, he was ready to settle back into your pocket.