One Shade of Love (KilluGon/GonKillu HxH)

Cursing Is Laughable

GON

     "Goooon!" Killua sang to me in an upitty tone while skipping towards me. 

     "Are you happy now?" I asked when he arrived in front of me.

     He nodded his head vigorously while speaking really fast. "Yes, very happy. I'm so glad you're here with me. This is the best thing I've done in a while." He sat down beside me and ate his fresh chocolate, an expression of pure ecstacy written all over his face.

     "Where do you want to go now?" I pondered and he hummed before jumping up.

     "A store!" He exclaimed, chuckling at his own half-baked joke.

     I clapped slowly twice, letting him know that I acknowledged his attempts. I then spoke, "Good one, but seriously, where do you want to go? Haven't you been here before?"

     He froze before sitting back down on the bench. "No... I haven't for some odd reason."

     "Oh." I stated, a little caught off guard that a shop-aholic like Killua hasn't been to this huge mall. Yet he knew where it was at. "Hey! If you've never been here, how come you knew exactly where it was?" I asked while raising my town a little bit.

     He seemed shocked for a second before giving me my long awaited answer. "Leorio told me where it was at. Apparently he likes taking his girlfriend's here on dates." 

     I shared the shocked environment with Killua, caught off guard by Leorio not having been able to find his soulmate. "So, Leorio hasn't found his soulmate?" I asked.

     Killua nodded before furrowing his eyebrows. "He hasn't tried."

     "Damn. He's going to die labeled forever alone if he keeps that up." I stated. Killua laughed at my response and took another bite of his chocolate.

     "He's too old to find someone his actual age..." Killua stated, awkwardly ending the sentence.

     I sat beside him in confusion. "What?"

    "Gon, I have no idea." He plainly stated.

    "You're weird." I stated and he brushed it off.

    "Whatever, you haven't answered me. Where do you want to go?!" He shouted and I stared back at him in astonishment.

     "How are you going to try and turn this around on me?!" I yelled back at him and his shrugged.

     "Like this! Y--" The chocolate seller walked up to us and smiled.

     "If you guys continue you disrupt our customers, we're going to have to ask you to leave." He simply stated, bowing in the process.

     I turned to him and threw out my hands. "We're really sorry! It won't happen again!" 

    He smiled again before turning and leaving Killua and I alone.

     "I still want to yell at you, let's leave." Killua said and stood up.

     "Same here! Let's leave!" I shouted and Killua hissed at me, telling me to be quiet. "Okay, okay. Fine, fine."

     When we made it out of the chocolate store we immediately started arguing with each other, practically grabbing each other by our throats. "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" Killua screamed.

     I screamed back at him, "WHEREVER YOU FUCKING WANT TO!" 

    He gasped before shouting, "DON'T SAY FUCKING HERE, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. AWW, BUBBLES."

     I pointed my finger at him, accusing him of being a hypocrite. "YOU... HYPOCRITE!" 

     "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

     "SUUURE IT WAS. WE AAALL BELIEVE THAT, KI-LLU-A!" I teased.

    He pleaded to me with his hands in front of his face, "IT WAS A MISTAKE, I SWEAR!"

     I figurative looked down at him with my arms crossed. "NO, NO. I BELIEVE YOU!"

     "DAMNIT, GON! AWW FUCK, I SAID IT AGAIN." Killua cursed and I choked on the laughter that I had been holding in since the argument started.

     Killua joined in, laughing with me and holding his stomach, having a pained yet amused expression on his face. I was also holding my stomach, guffawing at the idiocy Killua and I just created.