Saitama has a kid!?

Chapter 3

"Why did you have to burn so many things?" Saitama sighed.

"Then you shouldn't have come home naked." I groaned and stared at the tv trying to get that out of my head.

I burnt a lot of things yesterday when he came home, he had some decency and used some rubble to cover up that area, but I'm still traumatised. I heard a knock and went to the door as he once again staring at something that was burnt by me.

I opened the door and it was a cyborg, he was looking way above my head around Saitama's height and then went down to look at my face.

"Does Saitama-sensei live here?" He asked me.

"Wow, he actually does have friends and I thought he was a sad bald lonely man." I said surprised. "Well, come on in."

I left the door open and walked back into the living room as the cyborg followed me after closing the door. Saitama made him some tea while he gave me some orange juice, it's much better than tea to me.

I found out they met yesterday and Genos wanted to learn from Saitama. Genos went into his life story, I found it interesting while Saitama was dying of boredom.

"Is this your daughter?" Genos pointed at me.

"No, she is my niece." He answered.

"Please teach me how to become strong like you." Genos got straight to the point and gave Saitama a determined look.

"How old are you?" Saitama asked him.

"Nineteen." He answered straight away.

"So young, you will surpass me in no time." Saitama informed him.

I got distracted by Genos hair, it looks so soft. I climbed on to his shoulders and put my hands in his hair, and I was surprised it's softer than I thought.

Genos then moved to the hallway at a quick speed, he was kneeling down with me still playing with his hair. "Object approaching at high speed- it's here." Genos told us.

"That was quick." I looked back to see something break through the wall. Saitama already killed it before it could do anything, spilling its blood all over the floor.

"There are two more outside let me take them." Genos jumped out of the new hole in the wall. They were already taken down by Saitama as he landed on to the ground something then pulled Saitama down so only his head was showing.

"I feel kind like a bamboo shoot." Saitama said peacefully.

"You look like an egg some chicken laid." I jumped off Genos shoulders.

A cyborg appeared behind us and Genos pushed me away as he blocked its punch. "Leave this to me, you will get hurt." I pouted from his words.

He made an explosion from his hand, but it didn't do anything to the cyborg it threw itself back at him. I used my telekinesis to pick up rubble nearby and pound him with it and then I had his metal armour dig in to his skin while Genos gave him a punch hitting it into the building and its helmet lifted up.

"I am the third most powerful fighte-" He said in a robotic voice that sound fake.

"I don't care." I made his armour dig into his skin more. "Tell me who I can get to pay for the repairs for our home." I told him with my arms crossed.

"I beat the other guy." Saitama came over with the eye of the one he defeated and the gorilla was now sweating buckets.

"I will tell you everything, don't kill me." He stopped trying to do that cringe robotic voice anymore.

He explained everything. "In short my boss is interested in your body."

"I'm not interested in dudes." Saitama stated.

"Your body?" I asked confused.

"Don't think, just stay pure." Saitama put his hands on my shoulders.

"Master, you misunderstood, he plans to use your body because it surpasses the normal human limitations for his research of evolution." Genos explained.

"We should attack him instead, he will just send more people at us." Genos suggested.

"Let's go." Saitama hummed as he bent down, so I can climb on to his back for a piggyback ride.

"Wait, now?" Genos asked shocked.

"Yeah, there is a sale tomorrow." I showed off the paper with the sales on it.

Genos got the location from the gorilla and gave me a map with the spot marked on it. I just told them which way to go, it was deep in the woods with mountains all around.

"I thought you both could fly." Genos spoke up.

"Humans can't do that." Saitama reminded him.

"I can do it while riding something I'm levitating, but it takes a lot of concentration and I haven't practiced it much." I admitted.

We found an old looking tower, it has moss all over it. Saitama counted the floors to find it to be eight levels high and Genos below up the bottom of it making me sigh.

The top of the building started to fall, so I used my telekinesis and launched it somewhere far away so it doesn't land on us.

"Why?" Saitama asked confused as some of the dirt fell around us.

"Its the most efficient way to destroy them." Genos explained, but I could tell Saitama was disappointed we didn't get to fight anyone.

"We could have seen what they had in store this just seems kind of mean." Saitama commented, the whole area was now flat and the mountain behind it was nowhere to be seen.

"A trap door?" I pointed at some metal that's on the ground.

Saitama lifted it up easily, and he jumped in without even thinking so Genos followed after us.

I jumped off his back and walked down the hallway first and something grabbed me. "I am Carnage Kabuto!" He tightened his hold on me and it hurt making me whine in pain.

"You turned Genos into a piece of art and you better let go of my niece or your guts are gonna be painted all over these walls." Saitama glared at and threatened him.