Saitama has a kid!?

Chapter 16

I found a metal plate and used it to ride about on I found the main monster in my area and it's a giant purple centipede. "Gross." I had a face of disgust. Metal Knight is here to probably test some more weapons, I saw two heroes with a fat guy and a kid on each of their backs.

I landed down beside them. "Get them out of here, his explosion will probably get this area as well."

"We will, thank you!" They ran off to safety while I went back up into the air and kept a safe distance to watch Metal Knight.

"Oi, kid!" I looked down to see a bunch of monsters smirking and taunting at me.

"Oh, you wanna die?" I asked them.

"Once we get our hands on you we will crush you in a second kid!" One of them declared and the rest laughed.

"I'm not going near you and you will be the one crushed so do you want it between two buildings or against the ground and a building?" I asked while sitting down on the metal plate.

"What!? Then I will come up there and kill you!" He jumped up between two building and launched himself up into the air, he will reach me in a couple of seconds.

"Two buildings it is." I grinned and I moved the buildings he used to get high up and I had them raise up beside him, and he lost his smirk and I clapped my hands together making the buildings squash him like a bug.

"Whose next?" I asked as they all shivered.

"Me!" A huge monster the size of a building was right behind me.

My phone then rang, so I answered it. "Hello."

"Purple Pysch, we need to you to fight a specific monster it is made of metal on the inside, it's as large as a building and mostly red." He listed off the description that matched the monster behind me.

I looked back at it and smirked evilly. "You don't need me to do that now." I told him.

"Why?" He asked confused.

"I just killed it." The parts of the monster rained down below from where I controlled the metal inside it and ripped it all apart killing it.

"Oh, well done, I will lead you to some more monsters." He told me.

"Okay." I said as I felt someone grab my arm and then take my phone.

"She is coming with me." Tatsumaki decided.

She hung up the phone and put it back in my pocket. "Let's go." Tatsumaki dragged me along with her.

"Okay, oh yeah." I looked back to where the other monsters are and saw them trying to sneak away they all flinched seeing me staring at them. I looked away they must have been relieved but didn't realise they will soon be crushed by more buildings coming down from the sky.

I heard the crash faintly as Tatsumaki dragged me with her in the air. "Where are we going?" I asked her.

"To where my sister is." She informed me.

"Oh, cool." I answered.

Once we got there Tatsumaki made some of the building surrounding Fubuki and a monster explode. I made the remains of the building crush and destroy the monsters below them.

"Go home already Blizzard." Tatsumaki demanded. "I will clean up your mess."

"Hey, don't be so mean to Fubuki." I scolded her.

"Huh!? You know my sister!?" Tatsumaki got right in my face.

"Yeah, she comes over our house a lot." I explained not understanding why she is so mad.

"I'm your best friend, not her! I'm more powerful!" She yelled.

"Slaves! Buy me time!" The monster ordered.

"What is she wearing?" I asked while staring at the weird outfit, she is wearing what looks to be made of leather and chains, it shows off a lot of her skin.

"Don't hurt them Tornado! They are on our side, don't attack!" Fubuki yelled.

Tatsumaki smashed half the men into a building leaving holes the shape of their body's and I used the softest material to hit the others in the neck carefully, so it didn't hurt them just knocked them out.

"I told you not to hurt them." Fubuki sighed disappointedly.

"What? I didn't attack them." Tatsumaki defended herself.

"No, that was definitely an attack." Fubuki corrected her.

"Well, it's more self-defence." I put in my opinion.

"They were in the way and I wouldn't say they are on our side. I can't believe you still have that Class B club thing going on." Tatsumaki rolled her eyes.

"Well, the club members are now halved in number." I commented. "Are you really the older sister?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Tatsumaki asked me.

I looked between them. "She has double the size of everything compared to you." I told her honestly.

"Not true!" She yelled then looked at her sister then her own body and did her signature hpmh and looked away.

"So how old are you both?" I asked Fubuki.

"I'm 23, and she is 28." Fubuki informed me.

"HUH!?" I looked at Tatsumaki, and she raised an eyebrow. "You're older than uncle, and he looks like he is as old as the moon because it has to be his long lost twin brother because they are both bald!"

"I'm older and I'm 28, okay?" Tatsumaki told me.

"No, you're 12." I retorted.

"I'm not!" She retorted and grabbed me by my arm and took with her up into the air.

"How? You're so tiny, I'm nearly your height and Atomic Samurai told me how to tell if someone is a woman, they have to have boobs, I don't see any." I told her.

"HE IS WRONG! I'M GONNA KILL HIM FOR TEACHING YOU SUCH A THING!!" We left Fubuki very confused with seeing how I interacted with her sister.