How I Met The Glitch Bitch

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It was the day after I had moved in I had already met Chase a wee bit and Jackie. Me and Jackie were chilling my room playing on my Wii Mario Kart, which I was flattening him at. "I thought you were better at games then this Jackie" I mocked him, "oh just you wait Diana you're gonna regret getting first on all the other races" "yeah right, you don't scare me Jackieboy-man" "búț măýbê Ï đø".

I wipped my head around pausing the game to look at one of Seán's other egos, he had dark green hair with a nasty looking slit along his neck which just oused blood onto the carpet. He wore a black t-shirt which was blood stained and he had black ripped jeans on torn at the knees. He had also perfectally neon green eyes and, at the moment, a smirk placed on his smug face. "And you are?" I questioned not giving in to his obvious attempt to scare me "Ãñțï§ëpțićəýê" "well firstly you don't scare me, secondly if you can you stop glitching your voice it's doing my ears in and thirdly is there anyway to stop leaking blood on the carpet". Anti looked taken aback from what I said "fine I'll stop the ģľıťćhįņģ but no I can't stop the blood leaking" "then fuck off". Anti's eyes widened at how I acted to him and he glitched out the room to who knows where.

About a week after this, I was in the living room on my ipad when Anti popped up next to me, "whatcha looken at human?" He grinned causing me to just glower "I'm drawing, and I have a name yah know" "what is it then lass?" "Diana!" "Diana-" he rolled it off his tounge "like the name" "thanks now bye" "how bout we hang out as you've spend time with everyone else but me?" "Ok fine to shut you up!" He glitched me to his room which had pitch black walls apart from a green line running around the bottom to separate it from the also black floor with a double bed in the middle of the room and a nightstand next to that. Across the room from the bed, which was pressed against the wall, was a wardrobe and by it a set of draws above that situated a cracked mirror. Anti dragged me over to his bed which I sat on, him sitting next to me "so how come you came and stayed with us 'ere?" He questioned laying on his back on the bed "Seán asked me to come as he needed help handling you guys" "makes us sound like a hassle" "from what I've seen you guys are a hassle." "Rude" he responded glacing over at me "how do you know my middle name" I smirked causing him to giggle a bit which echoed around the room, wow that laugh sent tingles down my spine.

We talked for a couple hours telling eachother funny facts about one another before Marvin called up the stairs "guys food's ready!" "COMING!" I called back rising from the bed "fun talking to ya lass" and he glitched down stairs to the dining room.

(MEANWHILE WHILE WRITING THIS CHAPTER)

Me: *writing this chapter*
Anti: *slams door open* I heard you're writing how we met today!
Me: yes I am
Anti: remember to write how ya fell over and I helped you up at the door the first day you came
Me: no one needs to know that
Anti: *grabs my phone with Wattpad on* *writes little note at the end about of this conversation mentioning he helped me up* yeah they do
Me: *grabs phone* fine I'll add this little section in at the end of the recount, now fuck off!
Anti: *teleports out*

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