It was a friday morning, I had been in the Septiceye household for about a month by this point and had met most of the Ipliers too. I was chilling in my room throughing darts at my dart board when I heard shouting from outside my bedroom window, begrudgingly I realed up my blind and opened my window to see Mr. Mother Loving Warshashe himself calling from across the little alley between our 2 houses. "Diana howdy, I wanted to see if yer were busy" "no I'm not why Pinky?" "We've got a new friend called Asher in 'ere and we thought yer should meet 'er as she's also living in an alter ego filled house so thought you could give 'er tips on how to deal with it, can yer do that?" He questioned giving me big puppy dogs eyes, why does this serial killer's puppy eyes work always on me? "Fine candy floss, I'll be round in a sec tell her to get ready" and with that I closed my windows and raced to get on my coat and stuff on my trainers before writing a note to the egos so they don't get worried.
Dear Septiceyes,
I've gone out to meet up with the new girl who's staying with the Ipliers I don't know when I'll be back but be ready for a knock when I do.
KEEP OUT MY ROOM WHILE I'M GONE OR YOU WON'T EVER BE IN ANOTHER JACKSEPTICEYE VIDEO AGAIN! I'll make sure of that 😈
Diana x
I stuck the note on the fridge and walked out the front door round to the Ipliers, I rapped with the doorknob a couple times before seemingly Asher greated me. "Hi" she said beaming at me, "hi you ready to go?" "Yep let's go!" And with that she shut the front door behind her and strolled to the MacDonalds near our block to get a bite to eat. Once we arrive the familiar smell of chicken filled my nose which seemingly caused Asher's stomach to growl in demand of a Big Mac, I giggled at this before we went in and ordered our food. After we got our useal's we found a table by the window with a soft light sparkling through it, we settled in and began to chat for seemingly hours.
~<{TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SHIP I DON'T SUPPORT I.E SEPTIPLIER, SOZ}>~
"So what do you do if the egos try and break into your room, Dark has already tried with mine?" She asked resting her head on her folded arms glancing up at me "well useally I have traps laid around my room in certain places so if they break into my room it'll be sprung on them" "but what happens if they spring it and you want them to be in your room?" She questioned "firstly I never want them in my room and secondly I just laugh, Marvin sprug my hammer trap last week it was so funny" "wait what happened?" She giggled "he miss stepped onto the floor board by my pillow when trying to sit on my bed and the mallet I positioned above my wardrobe swung and hit him on the head" "comedy gold" "I know right, anyway we probably should be heading back, Wilford will probably be eager to see you, good luck" "thanks Di." And with that we left the MacDonalds to the joy of the staff and walked home.
Once I got through the front door of Jack's house I saw to my dismay Chase and JJ giggling on the sofa once they saw me (well JJ held up a sign reading 'laughing', cause he's mute). I run up to my room to see none over then Anti laying on my bed my pillow on his head with my bedding on the floor and my mallet swinging from it's rope by the bed. That's what ya get Anti for breaking into my room, I slapped him awake "ow lass no need to be violent" he staggered "I really hope that thing knocked you out now out my room! I'll spare you today" "why?" He responded staring me dead in the eyes, I darted them away from his muttering to my self "cause ya too cute to kill" "what was that?" He asked looking confused "I said 'because I'm too lazy' " "whatever you say, see ya lass" and with that he vanished.
(Whilst writing this chapter)
Diana: *sitting writing*
Ash: *opens my door* what you writing?
Diana: how we met
Ash: fun I'll do that too *walks out my door*
CHECK OUT ASH'S POV ON LIVING WITH THE IPLIERS, NOT OUT YET WHILE WRITING THIS BUT MAY BE OUT WHEN YOU READ THIS!!!!
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Living With The Septiceyes (Discontinued)
FanfictionI've (the Author) lived with the Septiceye egos and Jack since 2017 now. What happens here you tell me requests for what to happen are now OPEN plz send requests, also u can ask the egos questions. Possible people in story include: Jacksepticeye A...
