//Taekook// Oneshots (HIATUS)

excuse me, officer {IV}

someone asked for part 4 so sksksksksks--

enjoy, ladies and gents

also, stan aizawa in a ponytail or we can't be friends 😔👊🏻

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jungkook laid on taehyung's bed, staring up at the ceiling while taehyung was busy cleaning up the guest room. after his encounter with taehyung earlier, he had done the only thing that he could do; he screamed like a little girl and ran to the bedroom, slamming the door in the process.

taehyung, on the other hand, just shook his head while chuckling to himself. he watched as the bunny boy ran to his room and slammed the door.

jungkook couldn't help but feel embarrassed. he knew taehyung was waiting for his most vulnerable moments. he knew that taehyung knew when he was the most vulnerable.

jungkook sighed. the older was clearly enjoying having jungkook stay with him, even if it hasn't been that long.

"kook!" he heard taehyung call from somewhere down the hall.

"what do you want?" jungkook mumbled back. he was sure taehyung didn't hear him, but at the moment, he didn't really care.

"jungkook!" taehyung shouted again. jungkook rolled his eyes, getting off the bed and walking towards the door. dumbass, he thought as he reached for the doorknob.

he stepped out into the hallway, seeing taehyung nowhere in sight. stupid bitch calls for me and i have no idea where he's at, jungkook smiled at his own attitude, walking down the stairs.

"jeon jungkook!" taehyung called once more, this time was louder.

"what do you want?!" jungkook shouted back. he immediately regretted yelling out as soon as he felt a hand slip around his wait and pull him back towards a hard chest.

"first of all, i want you to watch your tone, young man." jungkook couldn't help but blush at the way taehyung sounded so dominant. "second of all, i want you to come with me."

taehyung let go out jungkook's waist, leading the younger towards a room upstairs, across from the room jungkook had slept in. taehyung pushed open the door, watching as jungkook stared in disbelief.

"i-it's pink?!" jungkook shouted as he deeply hoped this was some stupid joke.

"yep, fit for a princess such as yourself." taehyung replied. jungkook glanced at taehyung, then looked back at the hideously pink room in front of him.

"this is a joke, right? do you have a sister or something?" jungkook chuckled, trying to see if this was some prank taehyung had thought of, but to his disappointment, taehyung didnt even crack a smile.

"i'm an only child, so no, i don't have a sister." taehyung shook his head, "but, with your feminine qualities, i just thought you would prefer a different type of sleeping environment. one more, should we say, girlish?"

if looks could kill, taehyung would have been six-feet
-under by the glare jungkook was sending his way. "listen, taehyung, i know we aren't best friends or anything, but this is a little ridiculous."

taehyung raised an eyebrow, "how's this ridiculous? would you like some stuffed animals for decoration as well?" as much as jungkook would hate to admit it, that idea did not sound displeasing, but he still shook his head.

"no, actually. i would love to have a more appropriate room." jungkook crossed his arms over his chest, trying to seem as intimidating as possible, even though in the back of his mind he knew he wasn't.

"what's more appropriate for you, your majesty?" taehyung asked with sarcasm, doing a little bow. jungkook rolled his eyes.

"a room for a man, obviously," jungkook said. "i can't sleep in a room the same color as my mom's!"

taehyung smirked, "says who?"

"says me, stupid," jungkook said through gritted teeth. if taehyung really expected him to sleep in this room, he was horribly mistaken.

"last time i checked, i was the one who laid down the law," jungkook sighed and put his hands on his hips.

"maybe out there, in public. but in here, i don't have to listen to you," jungkook gave himself a mental pat on the back. he had out-smarted the elder in this game of smart-assery.

or, he thought.

taehyung had wrapped his arms around jungkook's slim waist, bringing him closer to his chest. jungkook instinctively placed his hands in front of him, feeling them compressed between his and taehyung's bodies.

"you know, you're really cute when you're sassy," taehyung spoke in a deep tone. jungkook felt the heat automatically flow to his cheeks.

"and you're really ugly this close up," jungkook remarked. taehyung let go of the younger's waist and jungkook took a moment to mentally calm himself.

"whatever," taehyung sighed. "just sleep on the couch tonight, there's some blankets in the closet." taehyung pointed towards a door to the left. "goodnight, jeon."

taehyung turned and walked back down the short hallway, making his way to his own bedroom. jungkook watched as taehyung roughly closed his door.

bipolar much? jungkook thought as he grabbed some blankets from the closet and went down to the couch, his sleeping place for the night. he set the blankets on the end of the couch, rolling his eyes when he didn't see a pillow.

jungkook hesitantly walked up the stairs, reaching the top and going to taehyung's bedroom. he quietly knocked on the door, shuffling was heard from the other side, before taehyung shouted a rude "what the fuck do you want?"

"do you really expect me to sleep without a pillow, dumbass?" jungkook yelled back.

"with all that air in your head, i figured you wouldn't need one," jungkook frowned, he was tired and flustered and didn't want to deal with a grown-up-baby.

"please?" jungkook asked softly. the door opened, and a soft red plush pillow was tossed at his face.

"night," and with that, taehyung closed the door. jungkook walked back down the stairs, pillow securely tucked under his arm. he placed it on the end of the couch and spread out the blankets.

"stupid taehyung, making me sleep on the couch. he shouldn't make his guest sleep on the couch, stupid son of a-"

"i can hear you!"

"i was hoping you would!" jungkook yelled. it was silent after that. jungkook got under the blankets and rolled around for a while, before finding a comfortable sleeping position.

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i tried 🤧