𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 - 𝓡𝓙𝓑

9 - messages and real life

Inspiration for this chapter is from fixedonreece_ xxx

I'm walking him with Kayla, she's coming back to mine for the night as her parents are on holiday and she doesn't feel safe on her own. We were in the middle of a convo when my phone lights up with a message, I secretively take my phone out my pocket.

Ignoramus
hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi

'Whose that?' She asks nudging my side 'oh n-no one' I stutter 'mhm' She mockingly says 'fine, it's some guy and we're number neighbours or something, it's this twitter trend' I shrug mainly with embarrassment 'right, well if you're speaking to some 30 year old Asian man who got a uk SIM card for the fun of it, don't come crying to me' she laughs and I sorta do too 'if it is, I'll let you know'

Me and Kay don't really do anything, I cook her up some pizza and chips and then watch all three high school musicals snuggled up together on the settee with four bags of popcorn between us, both of us fantasising over Troy and how amazing it would be to have a boyfriend like him and imaging being Gabriella and bla bla bla. By the time we both fall off to sleep it's about 11pm and my mums just come in from her shift as a nurse, I'm awake but don't let on because I can't be bothered to speak to her.
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*hi this is gonna be vvvvv weird*
I wake up the next morning to see ignoramus has messaged me

Ignoramus
WHY DID U LEAVE ME ON READ

Salty
Sorry, I was busy watching HSM with my friend!!

Ignoramus
Fine I'll accept your apology as that is one of the greatest movies go ever fucking exist

Salty
Anyway, why did u want to get my attention last night?

Ignoramus
Does sex hurt? Like not anal but like ACTUAL SEX

Salty
Oh. My. God

Ignoramus
What I'm curious

Salty
I wake up and this is what you ask me

Ignoramus
I'm CuRiOuS

Salty
But yes it does.

Ignoramus
Does it stop after a while?

Salty
it becomes pleasuring after a while, like when you get used to sizes and that yes it's vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv great

Ignoramus
I was just like not fascinated well yeah I was actually but I was just wondering how much it hurt like it's literally a aubergine going through a size small ring, surely it must fucking kill

Salty
As I said, yes but after a while it becomes okay. It also depends on like positions and that like if the girls is bottom is tends to hurt more cause there's more pounding, but if the girls like riding him then it isn't so bad cause the girl has more control so she can like stop when it gets too painful. Not that the boy your fucking ever listens, cause THEY JUST FUCK HARDER AND IT FEELS LIKE YOUR UTERUS
IS GONNA FUCKING FALL OUT, but then they pull out and you relax. And then ask them to do it all over again cause you loved it

Ignoramus
Oh, I mean it feels great for us lads when we release lmao wooo

Salty
I'm glad it does, just so long as it does not get me preggers then I don't fucking care where that cum goes

Ignoramus
I mean, u have the right to abort the pregnancy if u want . But yeah, I nearly got some girl pregnant when she lied to me about being on the pill and she never actually was and her dad told me she was lying and then it all kicked off so thank fuck I had a condom in the bottom of my bag cause otherwise I Would've became a dad at 15 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Salty
I want to change your name, I don't like ignoramus it doesn't represent u well as a person cause I don't actually think you're ignorant .

Ignoramus
Why r u changing the subject :( but yeah I'll change yours too 🤪

Salty
A) I don't like this convo b) I just wanted to change your name.
Ignoramus, I'm now gonna call u lemon cause I think you're quite sweet x

Salty changed ignoramus to lemon 🍋

Lemon 🍋
That's sweet, I'm gonna call you sunshine cause you bring light into my day ☀️x

Lemon 🍋 changed salty to sunshine ☀️
Sunshine ☀️
Awh that's adorable :) x

Lemon 🍋
I'm sure you r :)