𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 - 𝓡𝓙𝓑

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Hannah pov
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Ignoramus
Sup dude

Salty
If that's how you start a convo, don't.

Ignoramus
Oh sorry. Anyway, how are you?

Salty
Why are you still texting me?

Ignoramus
You're my number neighbour 😁

Salty
Yep u told me last night
But I'm ok

Ignoramus
Wow I'm fine too! Thanks for asking

Salty
Don't even start on me, by the name you've put me as I will get SaLtY

Ignoramus
Oooo living up to your name are we sksks

Salty
And you're living up to yours

Ignoramus
U go to school?

Salty
Idk do I?

Ignoramus
I mean, I sort of hope so

Salty
Yeah I do haha, I'm in my last year of high school

Ignoramus
Ooo which school 😊

Salty
A high school, somewhere u do not need to know

Ignoramus
Of course I don't! Anyway I'm in my last year too. How old?

Salty
17, 18 in August ahhh

Ignoramus
Same lol. I'm 18 on August 13th

Salty
I'm August 26th :)

Ignoramus
So, tell me something about you

Salty
There's not much to say. I mean I'm getting bullied by this dickhead so I mean that's great

Ignoramus
Oh that's not very nice

Salty
Yeah, he's a dick a complete and utter dick

Ignoramus
So, you're a girl?

Salty
Last time I checked I had a vagina so yes

Ignoramus
I have a dick

Salty
I-
I didn't need to know that
I WHY WOULD U TELL ME THAT

Ignoramus
I thought u might have wondered

Salty
Listen ignoramus if I wanted to know I would've asked .

Ignoramus
I'm so so sorry. Can I ask do you ever use emojis

Salty
I prefer :) and :(

Ignoramus
Oh that's an easier way to represent a dick with those things I guess
Represent my dick with those
Please 🥺

Salty
:-

Ignoramus
Ouch, that hurt

Salty
:—
Is that better ?

Ignoramus
It'll doooooo

Salty
Good I'm glad because I don't wanna hype u up by making out u have a big dick and then the next girl u fuck doesn't feel any pain cause it's too small.

Ignoramus
Actually, I have pleasured many girls thank u very much

Salty
Once again, something I did not need to know

Ignoramus
Sorry again, anyway I have to go to football now so I'll maybe speak tomorrow?

Salty
Bye! Have fun