NaruSasu - Just Us, Just Us Alone

Ch. 5

*Sasuke's POV, but 3rd person*

After what Sasuke called an embarrassment, Naruto just thought he should stay at Sasuke's for a little awhile, why? Well to make sure Sasuke wouldn't do it again, it was like he was a councilor or therapist, though, they didn't really talk about it, until...

"Sooo..." Naruto started, "What should we do?"

"How about you leave?"

"But Sasuke, if I were to leave, how would I know you wouldn't do it?"

"Well, you're going to have to leave soon, and when you do leave how do you know I won't do it then?"

"Your right, hmm..." Naruto thought about it.

"See, ther-"

"I GOT IT!"

Sasuke was shocked, and afraid of what this answer could be.

"I'll just have to live with you!"

"No!"

"What?"

"Even if you were to live with me, that wouldn't work, you see, you would still have to leave some point,"

"I already got to that point, I'm going to get a guard, he'll follow you everywhere!"

"Even the bathroom?"

"Even the bathroom!"

"ARE YOU DUMB! THAT'S DISGUSTING, AND INVADING MY OWN PRIVACY!"

"I'm sorry, but would you rather have me following you everywhere, and get someone to go to were I have to go!"

"NO! BECAUSE THAT'S DISGUSTING, AND INVADING MY OWN PRIVACY!"

"Who would you like to 'Invade your own privacy?' that isn't me"

"NO ONE!"

"Okay, Sakura it is,"

"NO! ESPECIALLY NOT A GIRL, I'D RATHER HAVE YOU DO IT THEN HER!"

Naruto looked at Sasuke and said are you sure, "No, I take it back, I'D RATHER HAVE. O ONE!"

"Oh you take it back, okay I'll ask if Sakura is okay with it,"

"STOP, IF YOU DON'T STOP IT I'LL... I'LL,"

"What? What are you going to do?"

Sasuke didn't know, his mind was blank.

"Exactly,"

Naruto walked away to call Sakura.

'Ugh, how come I couldn't think of anything, this is stupid, it's like he's finding me a babysitter,"

"Okay, she said she was more than happy too, but before she said that she got mad that I was going to live with you, I wonder why, you're so stupid,"

"No, you're stupid, you don't even have a brain, it's like no where, all that is in there is stupidity,"

"Oh really? You might want to say that to your face!"

Sasuke didn't have anything else to say, he just wanted to go to bed, "I'm going to bed night,"

"Ok, just know that Sakura is coming tomorrow, because I have to go get my stuff!"

"Yeah, whatever, night, you can sleep on the couch tonight,"

"Okay, night!"