Fortnite One-shot Stories For You

❤️ Asmodeus x Callisto (rated pg-13 wink)

One-shot randomized ship challenge for my gal Liz wink ;)) it's not perfect soooo yeah lmao. Enjoy~

Saying she was upset was the least bit a way to even describe how she was feeling. No, she was infuriated.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!!" Callisto roared in belligerence, her face fuming a bright red.

Asmodeus stared down at the pink-haired petite girl with a raised brow, "okay, first of all, that's the strangest way I've ever heard someone say they're short. And second of all, you clearly needed help."

"I could help myself just fine Asmodeus! If I needed your help I would have asked for it." She snapped, fixing her round pink glasses to sit more comfortably on her nose.

"Woah bambina, I was just trying to help- not upset you." He shrugged with a smile. "C'mon, my intentions weren't to anger you. At least... not that quickly."

When Asmodeus dispersed into a small fit of laughter after his last comment, Callisto elbowed him in the ribs hard, which earned her a rewarding ow from him.

"Not funny." Callisto growled under her breath, feigning her pearly small fangs at the man. "And don't call me bambina."

"Oh my goddd," Versa said loudly behind the two, "just shut up and kiss already geez."

Asmodeus and Callisto made a double glance between each other and Versa.

"I would never ever kiss him!" Callisto shouted to Versa defensively, both her hands tightly curled into clenched fists, her knuckles were stretched white.

Versa stared at Callisto with squinting eyes, mouth agape in a 'are you fucking kidding me right now' look. She then rolled her eyes, "Alright, all I'm gonna say is this: if you ever tell me something without saying it's a secret, then I'm gonna blurt it. So with that said..." Versa huffed her bangs up and crossed her arms, "...Callisto, remember yesterday when you told me you'd let Asmodeus smack your peach to bruising and bang you like a screen door in a tornado..?" A self satisfied smile crept on her lips.

Callisto's face went mad red at the horror Versa just uttered right in front of him. She was mortified, her feet frozen to the ground below her. To even think that this moment would forever be seared into her mind and haunt her for the rest of her natural born life made her entire body shake and her boiling blood run cold.

Callisto recoiled with disgust and swallowed shakily, "V-VERSA! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

Versa giggle into her hand, "Oops.. I'll take it was meant to be kept a secret then? Well good luck, thank me later boo." She winked and made a small salute before making an exit as quickly as she could.

"T-thank?!" Callisto's responded with a flood of panic as she watched Versa leave.

Her eyes then fell to Asmodeus who was already making the most smug smile ever at her. She turned her body to face his and it took every bit of her not to slap that victorious face off of him.

He began to open his mouth: "Wow. So you really th-"

Callisto yanked him down by the collar of his hood, "stop right there mister!" She nearly snarled [mind you it was precious to his ears]. "Stop being a snarky salt lord or I will elbow you in the crotch without a string of guilt."

Asmodeus blinked his eyes in a bit of surprise, but he'd be lying if that response didn't make him feel as though Cupid himself had shot an arrow and made his heart soar the least bit.