CAN YOU PASS ME THE CHARDONNAY,
OF COURSE, I HAVE WHAT TO PAY.
CAN YOU GET ME A CAB
I MUST NOT WALK, MY SHOES ARE TOO FAB,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A MUSAGE.
MY CAR MUST BE WASHED IN THE GARAGE.
CAN YOU DO MY HAIR
TO BE UGLY IS MY GREATEST FEAR.
IS THIS A DREAM OR A MAKE BELIEVE.
OH, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO BE A SNARE
OF MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE.
CAN YOU PASS ME MY SHOES
SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A FLOSE
FOR MY MAKEUP I HAVE HEED,
AND I'M STRAIGHT VEGETARIAN, ON MEET I DO NOT FEED.
MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS PINK,
AND MY FACE LIFT IS SO TYTE ,I CAN HARDLY BLINK,
I HAVE A PALACE FOR A HOUSE,
AND A PET DOG THAT RESEMBLES A MOUSE.
OH, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO BE A SNARE
OF MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE.
LOOK ON WHAT I'VE BECOME!
I START TO FIT IN WITH THESE BUMS.
MY SHOES ARE NO LONGER EXPENSIVE
I THINK I'M LOSING MY SENSES.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
MY DEAR SISTER CALL.
"OH THANK GOD !" IT WAS A DREAM AFTER ALL.
YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DAY LONG
LISTENING TO THE "IMMA BARBIE GIRL "SONG.
I THINK YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THOSE SHOTS,
AND YOUR HAIR ARE ALL TIED UP IN KNOTS.
YOUR BLOUSE IS ALL TORN
WHATS THAT ON YOUR FOREHEAD?
IS THAT A HORN?
YOU RUINED MOMS BED
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY?
YOUNG LADY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?
OH, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO BE A SNARE
OF MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE.
YOU ARE READING
DEEP POETRY
RandomThis book has poetry for all people of all kinds.It was mainly written for people with a deep and creative mind.You can message me if you want me to write a poem about a certain situation that you have experienced.
