The Ruler of Everything

2: First Day and an Old 'Friend'

A/N I'm just gonna say everything in the anime happens later in the year and maybe not in order. Also I just got this special order in Papa's Scooperia To Go and I decided to make fun of it.

Izuku wasn't ready for today.
He already overslept.
But did he care? No.
He got dressed, brushed teeth and all that normal crap people usually do before school but instead, Izuku's a tough guy. He had orange juice straight after brushing his teeth. That even scares me. The author. The God of this story. Anyhow, he looked at the time, fixed his tie and hair and teleported into his seat in the corner of the room just as Aizawa entered caterpillar mode.
"Good morning class. Today we will be having a new student. Midoriya, introduce yourself."
Everyone excpected some guy to come waltzing in but instead they heard a chair moving at the back.
"Nani?!?!?" The class - excluding Izuku - thought in unison. The boy never liked to waste time so he teleported to the front and started to speak, not giving time for people to turn to the front. "Hello. My name's Izuku Midoriya. You'll find out more about me later in the year. Quirk? It's better to be kept secret. Also I'm the former vigilante known as TROE, I'm here for rehab and Aizawa-sensei trusts me around y'all. P.S. shut the fuck up kacchan."
Everybody stared at him. Some in shock. Some intruiged. Some didn't care and some even burst out laughing when he said stfu to Katsuki Bakugou, the living, ticking time bomb which blew up at that end sentence.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEKU YOU RAN AWAY FOR 5 YEARS, SHORTLY AFTER YOUR MUM DIED YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!"
"Says the boy who made me ask somebody to kill me."
Everyone gasped.
"Sorry guys that's a story for next time and I'm just saying I've got a busy schedule so the only 'free time' I have is every day at midnight so if you wanna chit chat then meet me then. If your also wondering, I don't sleep. See you tonight. If your coming of course."
Everybody stared at him with jaws hanging near the floor - aside from a certain chill dude and Mr Boom Boom Boy.
"Hey Midoriya!" A manly guy shouted.
"Yes?"
"Do I have permission to sit with you at lunch?"
"I'll consider it, Kirishima."
"How do you know my name?"
"I know many things about you all. Now then, no more questions, our next lesson is almost starting."
Some people felt uneasy about Midoriya. He was the no.1 known vigilante.

Timeskip to lunch

"Hey Midoriya!" Kirishima yelled while running towards the mentioned boy. "I've been looking all over for you!"
"

Ah, of course." He replied while opening up a red portal of some sort."Step right in." Izuku was saying as Kirishima leapt in, expecting a rough landing but just floating above what appeared to be a house... no. A mansion. He had stars in his eyes. Shortly after staring, Izuku appeared behind him, summoning a horse to take them to the outside garden which was full of roses.
"How did you do all of this?!?!?!" Kirishima asked, astounded.
"This is my pocket dimension. I'm like a God here. I can do anything I want, make anything I want... you get the gist."
"That's totally manly bro!"
"Now what would you like to eat?"
"Everything here looks nice!"

After eating

"Thanks for the meal!" The red haired boy exclaimed.
"Kirishima, would you like your own pocket dimension?"
"Wait... YOU'D BE WILLING TO DO THAT FOR ME?!?!?! YES!! THANKS BRO!! YOUR THE MANLIEST GUY TO EVER EXIST WOW..."
"Just try not to wreck it, ok?" Izuku snickered while placing a hand on Kiri's back.
"I feel... different."
"Just imagine opening it and it will happen."
Kirishima stared in awe as he tore a hole through nothing, making the portal appear.
"So manly..." He then looked at Izuku. "You're now my best friend!" Kiri said excitedly.
"You too, Kirishima. You too." Izuku said with a smile. "Let's go back, we don't wanna be late for class." He continued while making an opening in the wall of the classroom. As soon as they sat down, Kiri got swarmed with questions but did not get enough time to answer any of them as Aizawa came through the door at that second. "Why are you all surrounding Kirishima?" He said while activating his quirk, signaling for everybody to shut up and sit down so they did. "Anyway today we will be doing a quirk assessment test now get your P.E. uniforms on and meet me outside. And also the person in last place gets expelled."

Outside

"Ok, Midoriya, your a new kid. Let's show the class what you've got. Throw the ball as far as you can. Anything goes as long as your in the circle."
Izuku made his way to the circle and readied the direction of throwing. He pulled his arm back and with very little force, threw the ball. It flew from sight. Little did they know that it was aimed for somebody. The class watched on the map (A/N my story, my changes :p ) as the ball orbited around earth, resulting in it hitting the back of Bakugou's head and knocking the very angry boy into the floor. The class laughed. Bakugou yelled. Aizawa told them all to shut up and to continue with the assessment.
The results are the same but with Izuku being in 1st place.
"Ok kids. The expulsion thing was just a logical ruse to make you do your hardest. Class dismissed. Now get your asses out of here."
As Izuku left the changing room, Kirishima ran to him waving. "Hey bro!"
"Hi Kirishima."
"I told you to give me a nickname!"
"Okay, Red."
"So anyway, when we get into our dorms, should I show you 'round?"
"Even if I know where everything is, why not? I also need to discuss something with you."
"That's fine with me, dude!" 'Red' exclaimed with his signature, toothy smile.

When they get to Izuku's dorm

"And finally, this is your dorm, neighbouring mine!"
"I'm just gonna sleep in my pocket dimension thanks though. Ok enough small talk. Kirishima, come with me."
They entered the empty room.
"Ok, Red, I need you to keep this a secret from everybody."
"I won't tell a soul."
"Alright. Do you wonder about my quirk?"
"Everybody does."
"Well, I'm going to tell you what a part of my quirk is. I can act like cupid and I get added energy after every sucsessful couple. So you got any intrests?"
Red's jaw dropped. "Are you actually gonna?"
"Yep."
"Ok, please don't make fun of me. I like Bakugou."
"Well even if I hate Bakugou, I will do it for a friend. Also, this might sting a tiny bit, probably will have an itch."
Izuku said as he pulled back on his invisible arrow and let go. It flew in the direction of Reds knee.
"It does feel a bit itchy."
"Now for Bakugou."
He turned invisible, flew into Bakugou's room and shot him in the back of the head. He started itching. Sleep itching. Izuku flew back to Kirishima and stated, "It'll take around a couple of days for you to, in the end, kiss."
"Thank you so much bro! I need to pay you back somehow!"
"It's fine, Red. I do a lot of things for the people I trust. It's almost midnight. I better get to my dorm in case anybody wants to visit."
"Alright, see you tomorrow dude!"

Nobody visited that night. They all went to Kirishima for info.

Authors note

Ok guys Ima just say I am so proud of me for getting around 15 views on the first chapter after a week of this story being published *wipes single tear*. Oh right. I also want you to know that I need to thank you guys for being here because I thank all of you for supporting me.

See y'all later!
~Ya good pal, SimplyMemey