Princess = lashton au [on hold]

how depressing

{unedited}

"Ashton?" Luke called tentatively.

"Oh my goodness! You sound adorable Princess! Oh I might swoon darling!"

"So you're really that happy all the time huh?" Luke said in a monotone once he gathered Ashton was not that creepy.

"Yep! Part of the reason she left me." Ashton voice had a poision to it when he said 'she'.

"I can't see why she would leave someone who called her a princes, I thought all girls wanted a fairy tale ending?"

"Not her I guess, looking back on it she was cold-hearted and a real slut."

"How depressing."

"It really was."

There was a silence between the two.

"So Princess, where do you live in Australia?"

Luke hesitated, should he really trust Ashton?

"Umm, I live in Sydney actually." Luke finnaly said.

"Holy shit."

Then Ashton hung up.

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this is short but idc. MY FRIEND LELA RETURNED FROM FRANCE AND SHE GREETED ME AT MY HOUSE AND I LET OUT THE MOST HORRENDOUS SCREAM LELA IM SO SORRY BUT I LOVE YOU SO DEDICATION TO HER

-'carpe diem boys, seize the day'