Princess = lashton au [on hold]

i was cooking noodles

{unedited}

Luke and Ashton didn't talk for a while after that. The week had come to an end and Calum and Maddie came back from their vacation and Ketchup went with them. Luke was a bit sorrowful he would be alone at home again but he thought he should get over it. Michael was on his couch when he came home from work. "I would ask how you got here but I don't really care." Luke said sitting next to Michael. "Yeah, I'm basically your best friend now so can I like move it?" Michael asked casually. Luke laughed. "Good one Mikey. No way, you do have a contract right or lease on your flat right?" He asked. "Shit." Grumbled Michael. Luke laughed again.

"Don't you have a boyfriend to be talking to?" Michael asked annoyed that Luke found the situation funny. "Psh, no. I think Ashton's mad at me or something. But I don't know what I could have done." Luke explained to Michael, he told him all about the "Princess Incident" the day before. "Well that's not what your phone says." Michael stated grabbing Luke's phone. Luke made a grab for his phone but it was too late. "From Ashton, 'I'm sorry Princess. Please text me back.' That was an hour ago. 'Luke please I'm sorry. Seriously talk to me.' Thirty minutes ago. 'Luke I will come to your house, don't underestimate me! I will do it!' And that was ten minutes ago. I think he likes you."

Luke was flustered and yanked his phone from Michael. Michael snickered and smiled. "Well I best be going now. Farewell partner!" He said in a terrible country accent. "What the heck are you doing?" Luke asked. Michael got up and ran out of the house screaming "Bye!" Luke rolled his eyes and text Ashton back.

Luke

"i'm not mad."

Ashton

"OH ThAnK gOd I THOuGHT YOU HaTED mE!"

Luke

"CALM DOWN"

Ashton

"Yes Sir Princess."

Luke

"you dork, call me. I miss your voice"

Ashton

"Umm....ok"

Luke waited, his phone rang. He picked up instantly.

"Well aren't you happy to hear my voice." Ashton sounded cocky.

"Oh hush, can I ask why you hung up suddenly yesterday?"

"Oh yeah, sorry about that. See I was cooking noodles-" Luke interrupted him with a laugh.

"As I was saying, I was cooking noodles and I left to go text you and when I came back my kitchen was simi on fire."

"What a lovely story."

"I know right?"

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holy poo this is long. so today my school ran out of food, then the school caught on fire and my bus got in a wreck. its been a dandy day. but yeah when we got to lunch they're like 'we ran out of food im sorry. you get a milk (its 5 fucking oz) free' so i was like wtf bitch but it was only me and like two other people who didnt get food like damn you had ONE JOB. then in 5th period the lunch room caught on fire and i was thinking 'serves them bitches right'. but then i got scared cause all my stuff was in my locker and i didnt want my phone to burn. then my bus got in a wreck and i wont go into to much detail cause idk what happened i wasnt paying attention, there was a jolt and a bang and this car hit us. we had stopped to let kids off like wtf how did you not see us. yeah that was my day and i just ranted im so sorry.

-'carpe diem boys, seize the day'