Princess = lashton au [on hold]

hallow's eve

{unedited}

Calum, Michael and Luke went to a Halloween party, Luke and Calum decided to match with their Mario and Luigi costumes. Michael was dressed as a Whoppie Cushion, Luke was very ashamed. "I don't want to be seen with you." Luke had said when they arrived at the party. "Well I don't want to be seen with you either Mario." Luke pouted ad shoved Michael and pulled out his phone. He sent a text to Niall.

Luke

"thanks for watching the pups for us tonight"

nail stylan

"Yeah, they're so cute! Harry is in love with Zeppelin!"

Luke

"and to think mikey almost named him spunk"

nail stylan

"Poor thing!"

Luke

"yeah...ok bye now! dont forget to give the dogs a bath"

nail stylan

"Sure thing mate."

Luke shoved his phone in his pocket and scanned the room of people. His phone vibrated in his pocket and he pulled it out to see a picture from Ashton. Luke smiled at his new contact name.

ash(calls me his princess)

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Look at my sick costume!" (the one on the side (duh but))

Luke

"cool ash! my friend and I are mario and luigi"

ash(calls me his princess)

"Awe mt Princess looks so cute!"

Luke blushed and ducked his head.

Luke

"stoooopppppp, you're making me blush"

ash(calls me his princess)

"That's the point love! I've got to go, at a party :("

Luke

"oh poo, me too though. i'll talk to you later then?"

ash(calls me his princess)

"Oh course Princess! I love you!!!"

Luke

"no you don't..."

ash(calls me his princess)

"Yes I do."

Luke

"whatever, i guess i love you too."

ash(calls me his princess)

"Yeah you do, OK BYEEEE!!!"

 Calum laughed and walked off with Michael. Luke sigh and looked to see if he knew anyone here. He didn't

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It had been a few hours and Luke hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, he didn't care for it. I just took slow sips from a water bottle and swayed to the beat of the music. People all around him were screaming a having a grand time. He kinda wanted to get out of here and go to the  haunted house again. I was awesome last year but he decided to stay here and take care of Calum and Michael who were both heavily drunk. Luke heard a giggle that sounded familiar and looked up.

Not two feet from him was a man that looked exactly like Ashton. The same costume, hair, makeup, even facial features. But it couldn't be him...could it? Ashton never answered his question of where he lived. Did he? I was late and Luke was tired. Maybe it wasn't really Ashton and the dark atmosphere and strobe lights were playing tricks on him. He waited until the guy spoke gain. Yep, defiantly Ashton's voice. There was no way this wasn't Ashton. But how could Luke be sure? Then it came to him.

Luke

"hey..."

Now he just had to wait. It took a few seconds before the message sent and was delivered but it felt like an eternity. "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!" Luke fretted and started to grow impatient. The stranger's phone buzzed and he pulled it out of his pocket. The screen said "Princess <3". Luke scoffed but at the same time was giddy it might be him, but his name was distasteful. But then he figured his for Ashton wasn't any better. The text read the same as what Luke had sent. The stranger who Luke was 99.99% was Ashton smiled and texted the person back. Luke's phone dinged a moment later.

ash(he calls me his princess)

"Hey Princess! How are you? ;)"

It was totally Ashton.

Luke

"holy shit"

ash(he calls me his princess)

"Huh?"

Luke swallowed and called out for him. "Ashton?"

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I KNOW IM A BAD PERSON IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYY....well not really but....dont hurt meeeee im a sick weakling. i gots the flu and sinus infection fun fun fun! i got the GA studies tour trip shit this week so yeah. i posted about it on my board thingy so yeah its there if you want to know more and yeah. ok thats pretty much it....alright.

oh wait i went to the doc today and they shoved a swab up my nostrils (which in turn made my nose bleed...love you too mom) and then then i got a shot of steroids in my right butt cheek and im now hyper but it hurts to sit (seriously my mother just loooooves me (but she got me starbucks after and let me stay home and made me soup so we cool)) but now i have to take like seven medications every five seconds and shit. also when we went to the pharmacy to fill out my prescriptions i wandered the isles and stumbled the 'family planning' section and it was a bunch of condoms and lube and my sick-steroid-induced-loopy mind found it very funny so i just start laughing really hard then i start crying cause my butt hurts and yeah that was my day.

so life lesson is dont get a steroid shot in your ass cause it hurts and you have to lie on your face for 30 minutes while a woman molests your butt cheek and after that you do some weird shit...

-'carpe diem boys, seize the day'