Choosing you [Joey. T]

The one with phoebes husband

We were all sat at our usual place aka Monica and Rachel's, talking to phoebe about her having a secret husband.

"This is unbelievable pheebs how can you be married?" Joey asked her in surprise of the news Rachel told us.

"Well I'm not married married he's just a friend who's gay and from Canada and he needed a green card." Phoebe explained, which was oddly a pretty good explanation if you ask me.

"I can't believe you married Duncan and didn't tell me! We lived together, we told each other everything." Monica said offended.

"I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve." Phoebe apologizes to Monica even though she shouldn't.

"You know what pheebs, you did a good thing in helping you're friend out." I said placing my hand on her shoulder.

"Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?" Monica said disapprovingly.

"I wasn't in love with him I was just helping out a friend!" Phoebe retaliated at Monica.

"Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger." Monica said making us all gasp in shock.

"I can't believe you didn't tell me." Monica added in a sad voice.

"Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything. Like umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace." Phoebe put out Monica's secret making us all gasp again.

"Wait a minute who told you?" Monica asked and then turned to chandler. "You're dead meat." Monica told him

"I didn't know it was a big secret." Chandler tried to justify himself.

"It's not big, not at all. You know, kind of on the same lines as say, I don't know, having a third nipple." Monica said making my eyes go wide knowing chandlers big secret was out.

Everyone began to freak out about chandlers third nipple wanting him to "whip it out" as Ross would say.

"C'mon guys there's nothing to see believe me." I assured them so that chandler wouldn't have to show them.

"I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin." Joey complained to chandler.

"Joey what do you think a nubbin is?" Asked Ross .

"I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again." Joey explained

Everyone kept chanting for chandler to show it making me laugh at chandlers nervousness.