A Thousand Little Things

Thor's Crush: Part 1

Loki might be in Thor 4! It's not confirmed, but it's pretty close! Whoo! :D Anyways, I got this idea from the season 14 finale of Supernatural, so SPOILERS! (If you haven't seen Supernatural, you should. It's awesome and I find a lot of ideas from there.) I always thought that it would be kind of cool if Thor and Loki went on missions together like how Sam and Dean Winchester do. It's a little weird, but whatever. Enjoy!

Thor's Crush: Part 1

The mission was simple: find whatever had caused the chaos in Cupertino, California to start and take them out.

It was a lot harder than that.

People everywhere were screaming, fighting, and just plain making a mess of the city. It was a wonder why the Avengers weren't called in, but two brothers were stuck right in the middle of it.

They already knew who had started the whole mess, but they couldn't find her. Of all the creatures that they could have faced, the brothers were stuck with a witch. The witch, Karnilla, was a powerful Norse deity whom Loki absolutely detested. Karnilla had cursed the city, but Thor and Loki had yet to figure out where she was and what exactly she cursed the mortals with.

One problem, Karnilla's location, had an easy solution. Loki had suggested finding a company that could track people via facial recognition, and Thor agreed. They couldn't use magic, since Loki said that he could easily be tracked by unwanted guests, so they had to resort to using human technology to find Karnilla.

"Are you sure that this is going to work?" Thor asked as they entered the headquarters for Apple; the only calm place in the city. The brothers were dressed in suits and ties, much like how FBI agents dressed. They had decided months ago that they would help save the world by taking down magical and supernatural monsters one at a time. Hela, Loki's daughter, had freaked when she found out that the monsters from one of her favorite TV shows, Supernatural, were real; and now the whole family was in on it.

"Of course," Loki replied. "Just watch and learn." He confidently walked up to the receptionist's desk and held up a "fake" FBI badge.

"Hello, I am looking for an evil witch who goes by the name Karnilla," Loki said. He blinked; he hadn't meant to say that. "I mean, I'm looking for a witch...this badge is fake..."

The look of confusion on the receptionist's face caused Loki to quickly turn around and join Thor near a window.

"What happened, Silvertongue?" Thor teased. "I thought you said you had this."

"Oh, shut up!" Loki snapped. He hadn't meant to tell the truth about who they were looking for. They preferred to keep their whole identities secret since the Avengers still believed that Loki was dead and that Sigyn and the kids didn't exist.

Loki stood in silence while he thought. Usually, he could lie easily, but this time, the truth just slipped out...

Loki suddenly lit up with realization and smacked Thor's arm. "Tell me who your crush is," Loki ordered.

"What?" Thor asked with a confused look on his face.

"Tell me who your crush is," Loki repeated. "You always say it's nobody, but we both know that you are lying."

Thor shook his head and sighed. "As I told you many times before, it's Jane Foster."

Thor froze as a wide grin spread on Loki's face. "I mean, Jane Foster," Thor repeated hurriedly in an attempt to correct his mistake. "No, Jane-"

He smacked Loki on the shoulder and looked him straight in the eye. "Every time I try to say 'nobody,' it comes out as Ja-"

Loki stifled a laugh. "I know; it's because we can't lie. Honestly, it's really effective; telling the truth can have negative side effects if huge secrets come out."