BNHA chatfic

My life is a party

A month later everyone recovered and we threw a party, we invited all of 1-B, Hatsume,The big 3 and the people we invited invited their friends so there were a lot of people in the newly repaired 1-A dorm

I need sleep:Okay who's the idiot that brought alcohol to this party?

Chara:Yeah Tsu mistook vodka for water and is now drunk

Chara:also she's the flirty drunk and won't stop flirting with me

You can't see me:Oooo

You can't see me: also Ashido is completely drunk and is sitting on my lap and telling me that I'm cute

I'm so gay:ha I ship it

You can't see me:Hey me and Ashido are the shippers

I need sleep:omg I just walked in on two girls from 1-b making out

You can't see me:Ooo who are they?!

I need sleep:I don't know one has orange hair the other has black hair

Yaoimomo:wait does the girl have long orange hair?

I need sleep:yeah

Yaoimomo:it's Kendo

I need sleep:they saw me and shoved me out
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Suddenly a naked guy appeared in front of Shinsou and some guy with dark hair and long pointy ears tackled him and said "PUT YOUR PANTS ON!"
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I need sleep:yeah whoever brought alcohol is an idiot cause I just saw a naked guy

Army:I just saw Nejire making out with a girl that had a lot of ear piercings(yes I ship her with Yuyuu)

Tails:I just saw Yaoyorozu and Jiro making out

You can't see me:Not a big surprise

Tape:Wait wasn't Jiro the dj?

You can't see me:Yep and now a naked guy is at the DJ booth, oh wait it's Mirio, and Amijiki just tackled him while holding pants

I need sleep:is that who I saw?

You can't see me:probably

~time skip~

Broccoli boi:does anyone know where Tsu and Uraraka are?

Revelry in the dark:no

I need sleep: I just found them making out on the 5th floor

Ice cold:let's hope that Uraraka didn't drink the vodka

Rocky:I think Hagakure got drunk cause I just walked outside and saw her making out with Ashido on the grass

Pikachu:I guess that means in order to date someone you have to be gay or date someone from another class now

Tape:Kaminari WTF

Tails:Go to bed Kaminari you're drunk

Pikachu:I'm not drunk!

I need sleep:let me handle this

~5 minutes later~

I need sleep:I used my quirk and made him go to bed

Tails:cool

Ice cold:Hey Shinsou I found the girls from class B that you said were making out, they're still making out

I need sleep:Oh god really?

Broccoli boi:Todoroki stop spying on them!

The second Ingenium:Yes it is very rude!

Tape:Hey where's Bakugo?

Broccoli boi:he thought this was stupid and went to bed

Tape:oh

Tails:hey guys it's 10:30 we should stop the party and go to bed

The second Ingenium:yes we should all go to bed

Rocky changed The second Ingenium's name to Mr. Rules

Mr. Rules:We're all still going to bed