after the party/during the party shitposts

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Mirio:I wasn't that drunk

Tamaki:You took your clothes off multiple times and I kept having to tackle you to put your pants on. Also you went up to the DJ booth while naked and I also had to tackle you then

Mirio:......

Mirio:Hey Nejire where were you at the party?

Tamaki:don't change the subject!

Nejire:I was with Yuyuu =D

Deku:so we invited Hatsume to the party and she came but only to steal shit from our rooms and then leave

Iida:BAKUGO YOU RUINED THE CINNAMON ROLL!!

Uraraka:I wasn't drunk

Ojiro:Shinsou said he saw you making out with Tsu on the 5th floor

Uraraka:..... I guess I was drunk!

Uraraka:little do you know I was making out with her willingly

Shinsou:*watching Yui and Kendo make out*

Reiko:It's rude to watch people make out

Shinsou:JDFFHGJG WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND HOW ARE YOU NOT SHOCKED BY YOUR CLASSMATES MAKING OUT?!

Reiko:it's not the first time I've seen them making out or kissing

Shinsou:Do you stalk them??

Reiko:No I just always end up walking in on them

Kirishima:Hey Shinsou just told me that he saw two of your classmates making out with each other

Tetsutetsu:Wait what?! Who?!

Kirishima:Yaoyorozu said one of them was Kendo and Shinsou said the other girl had black hair

Tetsutetsu:Kendo and Kodai are dating?! Why does nobody ever tell me stuff like this?!

Hagakure:I didn't get drunk

Ojiro:Kirishima said that he walked outside and saw you making out with Ashido

Hagakure:I ASKED A GUY FOR SOME WATER AND HE PROBABLY GAVE ME VODKA

Tokoyami:I was never drunk

Shoji:You put on a pink dress

Tokoyami:When did I even drink alcohol?!

Uraraka:Tsu was super drunk at the party

Kaminari:What I saw her 30 minutes before the party ended

Uraraka:Kaminari, Tsu was with me the whole time

Kaminari:Her yellow cat eyes are cool too

Everyone:KAMINARI TSU'S EYES ARE BLACK

Tsu:Where am I and why does my head hurt?!

Uraraka:You got really drunk last night

Tsu:I don't even drink alcohol

Uraraka:You mistook vodka for water

Tsu:Who's the idiot that brought vodka?

Uraraka:That's what Shinsou said, also you made out with me

Tsu:*flushed face* WHAT?!

Tetsutetsu:Kirishima said that Shinsou said he saw you two making out were you two drunk?

Yui:Yes

Kendo:No

Kendo:...

Yui:....

Kendo:Yes

Yui:No

Tetsutetsu:were you drunk or not?!

Kendo and Yui:NO! I MEAN YES!

Reiko:I thought you two wanted to keep your relationship a secret

Tetsutetsu:??¿???¿????¿*confused noises*

Kirishima:Yaoyorozu did you and Jiro have sex while your were drunk?!

Momo:wh-NO!

Todoroki:then why are there hickies on your neck

Momo:.........

Deku:Who was sober and who was drunk?

Shinsou:I was sober, you were sober, Kirishima was sober,Iida,Ojiro,Sato,Koda,Sero,Todoroki,Shoji, and Aoyoma were sober and Tsu,Ashido,Hagakure,Yaoyorozu,Jiro,Uraraka,Kaminari and Tokoyami were all drunk

Kaminari:I WAS NOT DRUNK!

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