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Blue sighed, "Dust asked me how I was doing and I could decide between saying 'I'm good' or 'I'm okay'" he heaved a sigh, "I ended up saying 'I'm gay'"
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Nightmare site on the edge of Cross' bed, "let me read you a story" he said with a smirk. Cross raised a brow, just laying there as Nightmare pulled a random book out of his pocket before opening it.
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock before Jill's real name was Randy"
"That is not what it says" Cross hissed, "normally you'd be right. But this is actually what it says"
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Lust, looking rather sad. "I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That's 12 months of training waisted"
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"Fuck you!!" Lust screeched at Horror, kind of annoyed, "or rather fuck you~" Horror purred, punning Dust to the couch.
Lust grinned and pulled out a reverse Uno card and flipped there positions. And at that moment Horror knew. He fucked up.
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