Someone kill me please.
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(Dust and Horror getting arrested)
Blue, the police man: "what are your names?"
Dust: "don't tell him, Horror."
Blue, the policeman: *writing down* "Horror"
Horror: "nice job, Dust"
Blue, the policeman: "Dust and Horror"
Horror: "Fuck"
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Killer, eating ice cream from the container while glaring at Dream. "I am smol. I am sad. And I am full of RAGE!" He screeched and yeeted the ice cream at Dream.
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Horror: *holding Dust* I have a child
Fell: *in both arms holding Killer and Classic* I have two childs!
Steve: Amatuers
Horror and Fell: What was that???
Steve: *points to Dustin, Mike, Will, Lucas, El, and Max* I said Amatuers!
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Nightmare: in passive, jumps onto Cross' back.
Cross: What the heck are you doing??
Nightmare: CARRY ME PEASANT
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Error: fuck
Fresh: did you just swear on my christian minecraft server?!
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Killer: Go big ir go home.
Dream: please go home. For once in your life dear, I'm begging you, please go home—
Killer: I'M GONNA GO BIG
Killer: *rides through a burning Walmart on a Great Dane*
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Reaper: laying seductively on a bed with a rose in his mouth.
Geno: opens the door.
Reaper: get bb-
Geno: closes the door.
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Horror: adds almond milk to the cart.
Lust: haha you love nut milk!
Horror: removes almond milk from the cart.
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Dust: comes home after 2AM
Horror: where were you?
Dust, sweating: with Fell
Fell: *turns in his chair* try again.
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Horror opening Dust's drawer because he's nosey and finding 37 small frogs, softly:
What the fuck.....
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