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Prank call skit

Original belongs to Gabriel Iglesias))

Tivicac

So my friend Nightmare tells me, "Error you know what? Cross is always messing with us, so why don't you mess with him?" I go, "what should I do?" He goes, "why don't you prank call him?" I go, "yo.... hehe that's a good idea!"

Like a little kid right, I picked up the phone a I was like "BEEP BOOP BOOP" *ringggg* "hehehehehe!"

"We're so stupid!"

*ring*- "hello?"

*in different voice* "Hello, sir. Hi this is the front desk. Listen; we're having a report of a lot of noise coming from your room. Do you think you could please keep the noise down?"

"Oh I'm sorry.....  I didn't know I was making noise"

"Thank you sir please keep the noise down"

"Ok"

10 minutes later I call him back

*ringggg* "hehehehe!" *ringgg* Nightmare starts laughing, "hehehe-" "shut up, shut up!"

"*huff* hello-"

"HELLO SIR! HI LISTEN FRONT DESK AGAIN. OBVIOUSLY YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND EARLIER WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE NOISE! You need to keep the noise down!"

"But I'm not make-"

"SIR LISTEN! YOU EITHER KEEP DOWN THE NOISE, OR WE'RE GONNA CALL THE AUTHORITIES."

"*breathing heavily* ok.... I'm sorry.."

"THANK YOU"

And before I hung up I said this-

"Damn Mexicans."

Oh I swear to god the Mexican revolution started ALL OVER AGAIN.

He was MAD. He came running over to the room and started pounding on the door.

"Open the door!"

"Hahahaha!" Nightmare and I burst out laughing.

I look at him, "we got him, we got him! Shut up, shut up!!"

Cross walks in with an expression I've never seen and I never thought I would see on his face.

"Wassup dude?"

"Dude, you're not gonna believe it. This hotel, is racist!"

I look at him and I said, "really? Why do you say that?"

He says, "dude, the lady at the front desk... she doesn't like Mexicans." I swear to god I could see the smoke coming out of his nonexistent ears.

"Well what are you gonna do about it?"

"Bitch Ima go shoot her!"

Nightmare and I start looking at each other like, "oh shit".

"Dude don't go shooting anybody! Maybe you just need to go talk to here, talk. Nightmare tell him"

"Yeah You should go talk"

"Fool that's what imma do"

So we start following him towards the lobby and Cross gets mad halfway and starts running I'm like, "dude don't run!" Me and Nightmare, "HERCULES HERCULES" trying to run but he gets to the lobby like 30 seconds before we do right? And keep in mind the girls at the counter they don't know what's going on. They're doing their job, checking people in, giving out keys.

They're all like, "ok thanks please come again. Ok here you go. Alright here's your keys"

And here comes Cross, right.

"OK! Which one of you bitches said Mexican?"

And they started freaking out, "OH MU GAWD THERES AN ANGRY LATINO!"

He keeps yelling at her then going back and forward this and that right, finally, Nightmare and I get to the lobby all winded.

"..*breathing heavily* Cross... dude don't do it. DUDE DON'T DO IT-"

"Fool, shut up, you don't know what's going on"

"Cross I can explain everything!"

"Fool, shut the hell up!"

All of a sudden a security guard comes in and grabs across, trying to put him down.

I'm over here going, "oh shit, I let this get out of hand, I gotta break this up"

"Cross, let me explain"

"Boy shut up-"

So u grabbed him by the cheek and I said,

"SIR! You're gonna have to keep the noise down."

"Yo... that was you?"

"Yes, sir"

"You're an asshole, Error"

"I know sir.... but it was funny huh?"