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Fresh: *just is*
Error, visibly annoyed: fuck you
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Ink: have a safe flight!
Error: I have no say in the matter.
Ink: die then.
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Error: I'm going to the kitchen does anyone want anything?
Geno: can I have a beer?
Error: sure. Anyone else?
Fresh: I'd like a beer as well.
Error: you want me to wipe your ass while I'm at it? The fuck do I look like?
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Killer: I'm hungryyyyyy
Fell: HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD—
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Dream: that's all he really does, ever sense he bought that 5$ kazoo.
Killer: *kazoo megalovania intensifies*
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Horror: are you the boy that keeps picking fights with my son?
Blue: sir I'm— I uh— I don't—
Horror: is it because he's short?
Blue:
Horror: because he is so fucking short
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Error: hey guys, what time did Ink tell us to meet him at the court?
Fresh: 7AM
Error: shut up Fresh, you ignorant slut.
Geno: 7AM
Error: thank you.
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Reaper: sticks leg out in the air I'M BRINGING SEXY BA-
Geno: throws a cross and a bible at Reaper YoU nEeD jEsUs.
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Killer: *angry Irish swearing*
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Nightmare, passive: "That's it you just lost toilet paper privileges, have fun getting creative"
Nightmare, passive: "I'M GONNA START COOKING DINNER IN T-MINUS 5 SECONDS!"
Nightmare, passive: *Throwing caution tape everywhere in the kitchen*
Nightmare, passive: "I NEED THE KITCHEN EVACUATED FOR 5 HOURS! EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!"
Nightmare in passive, making Cross more casserole: "If you don't like my casserole you're a retard and a liar. Or worse, a vegan."
Cross: "..."
Nightmare, in passive: "Nope, you just lost seatbelt privileges motherfucker-"
Nightmare, in passive: *Takes Chloe's seatbelt off*
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