At the market in the baby aisle, Ben and Tucker where looking throught stuff in the aisle. Ben was still in shock that he had a child. He grabbed a bottle and looked at it. "This can't be happening." He said. "I'm not ready to be a dad. What if Angela never comes back?"
Tucker came to him holding an opened bottle of babyfood with a spone and was eatting it. He was totally ignoring him. "Man, you nhave to try this. Chicken, carrots, and pasta. All in this little jar. It's gross but yet oddly delicious." Ben stared at him with a frown. "It's gonna be okay."
"How do you know?" Ben asked.
"I don't but it's all I got."
Then a lady walked up behind them with a basket. "Excuse me. How old is you baby?"
Ben stood there thinking. " ahh, that's a good question. You see I meet Angela at that party in the village and we dated for about six weeks before we where intament. And she broke up with me pretty much right after that. I'm sure there was no caralation. So where into August now and it takes about nine months till their up and running. So..." Ben and Tucker started doing math while Tucker still had the spone in his mouth. They where mummbling.
"Three months!" Answered Tucker.
"Three months." Ben turn to the lady. "My baby's three months old."
The lady started pulling things out of their shopping cart. "Put this back. She don't got no teeth. Put it back."
Back at the appartment Danny was feeding Emma while Riley was folder Emma's blanket.
"First what Ben's got to do is take a pherity (Don't think I spelled that right) test. It's pretty odvious it's his. Same smile. Same ears. Same little speck of yellow in the eye rist." She started smiling. Danny started staring at her with a goofy smile on his face. "Do I have something in my nose? I know you guys thinks thats funny but it's not." She walked over to the counter in the kitchen for a tissue.
"You like Ben." Danny said still feeding Emma.
"What? That's insane. I tormented Ben everyday of his life," Riley said while crumpling the tissue in her hands.
"Holy crap. You really do like Ben." Danny yelled.
Right then Ben and Tucker came back home.
"Hey, we're back" Said Ben.
"Hey Ben your not gonna believe what-" Danny said but Riley pinned down his shoulder to keep him from talking.
"Wow your back. I should have givin you a list." Riley said.
"Why?" Tucker said angerly. "Did you know that your not suppost to give a solid food intill it's at least four months old and sitting up on it's own. That woman was mean!"
Danny lifted up Emma. "I think we're all done here."
"Great. One more belch and she's done." Riley said as she picked Emma up and brought her to Ben. "I think you could take care of this part."
Ben backed up. "Me? Right now? Are you sure? Tucker!"
Riley turned around to where Tucker was standing and rested Emma in his arms. "Okay I guess I'm done here. Danny your in charge."
"What? Are you sure." Danny hesitated.
"Don't worry. I showed you how to do everything." Riley said putting her bag on.
"But I wasn't paying attention. Ben tell Riley she can't go." He said while blocking the door.
"You can't go!"
"Bye." Riley said.
Danny blocked her. "Wow, Ben." He mocked. "I never realized how sparkly your eyes are."
"Come on Riley. We won't get through the night with out you." Ben said.
"Okay fine."
Tucker patted Emma on the back and she let out a good burp. Tucker was glad. "Now that's what I'm talking about. She didn't spit up on my shirt though, did she?" Tucker turned around to reveal a big blob of baby spit on his shirt. Everyone acted like it wasn't there.

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Baby Daddy
HumorBen Wheeler, his older brother Danny, and Ben's best friend, Tucker get a suprise for Ben left at their doorstep. Ben's unexpected daughter, Emma. Now that was once the man cave is now know as the the baby cave. They have a friend from next door, Ri...