Painted Glitches (Hiatus)

Chapter 5 - Mental Abuse To Humans

Blue's POV

After meeting Jaiden, she hung out with Error, Presumably just an excuse to be lazy, I thought, giggling. Leaving them be, I rushed ahead, hearing sighs from behind me. Seeing a lamp, I crouched behind it. Error soon followed, and Jaiden was right behind him. As Error joined me, a boy walked out. He looked like he was straight out of a cartoon! He was shorter than Jaiden, and wore a scarf around his neck. Like mine, but was grayscale, fading from white on one side to black on the other. He stomped his foot firmly on the ground.

"Jaiden!" he called out, clearly annoyed. She giggled.

"Sup bro?"

"You know what's 'sup', sister! It's been -" he checked a pocket calender "- twelve days, and you still haven't recalibrated your equations!" He made what could only be described as a mad Jigglypuff face, and I held in a snort. He was adorable! Is this what people thought of me? I had to cover my mouth to keep from giving myself away.

Jaiden rolled her eyes. "This again, bro? I'm terrible at math and you refuse to help me! How am I supposed to?" She sighed. "I really am trying my best, I hope you understand that you're kinda being cold." I rolled my eyes while Error snickered silently behind me.

James looked sad. "I'm sorry, I'll help you after all thi-" he looked up sharply. "Was thaT A PUN?!" he shouted, looking extremely shook.

Jaiden burst into laughter. "I'm sorry bro, I had to while I had the chance-"

"I cannot BELIEVE you! You do this every day and I hate it! Argh! I'm going to fix my math - as for you.. you! You're in snow much trouble!" he fumed, stomping away.

Jaiden called out to us. "It's alright now, he's gone." We walked out, my eyes glittering.

"Your brother is so cute!!" I fanboyed to Jaiden as she snickered. "I wanna go meet him!" I decided, running off after him.

Error's POV

I sighed while laughing. Blue was so much like any Papyrus, James especially. They were both so cute, Blue almost too much so for his own good. I wanted to just snuggle him- I shook my head, trying to get that thought out of my head. What am I thinking, I'd never stand a chance with him, I thought. I said bye to Jaiden then I ran off after him. Man, is he fast, I thought, laughing.

{Timeskip provided by the "ya-yeet" meme *giggling from author intensifies*}

"So as I was saying about Sr Pelo and his memes.." James was rattling on, probably about the captain of the Royal Guard or whatever it was called here. Wait, hold on. I heard memes, what the hell? What kinda Royal Guard was this?

James noticed us out of the corner of his eye. He stopped talking and stared, wide-eyed, at Blue and I. Jaiden snickered. "Are.. Are those outsiders?" She nodded. "Oh. My. God. I'll be.. I'll finally be a part of the Meme Squad! OH MY GOD!!" He fanboyed for a moment, then caught himself and cleared his throat. "Outsiders! You shall not get past I, the Outstanding James! I will stop you in your tracks, capture you, give you to Sr Pelo, you'll be shipped off to The Capital, then.. Then!" He paused. "I'm not sure what's next. In any case! Only continue, if you dare! Haha!" He walked off, but not before saying "Wear your seatbelt!". Blue stared in wonder.

"I want to be his friend sO BAD!" Blue yelled, pumping his fist in the air. I looked over to Jaiden and shrugged. Getting an idea, I walked over to her. "Hey, is it okay if we stay the night?" I asked. She looked a little surprised.

"Sure, but we only have one spare room.. Is that okay?" I nodded, blushing a little. She smirked. "Alright then. I'll help you get to Snowdin really fast."

"Hold up, I want to try something." I used my powers to open a portal. A small portal appeared, large enough to toss a note through, but I couldn't fit. "Looks like we're stuck here," I said, laughing.

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700 words exactly again. How.
Also sorry for not updating that often I have a relative over and I want to spend time with him! Why wouldn't I?
Also I don't have that much inspiration. I have some, sure, but not much. I'll be fine though uwu.
See y'all next time! Peace out!